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now a minor motion picture 

Now a minor motion picture: a blurb I have yet to see on a book cover. Have you?
How to Rationalise Telling Sam She was Akin to a Dead Mouse in a Latrine in Swahili, by R.A.K. Martin-Smythe. Now a minor motion picture from the Confrere Brothers.

paint your picture 

Masturbate to ejaculate on a picture of somebody
Do I look hot in this selfie?
Yeah, I'd paint your picture. Wanna see?

not-very-take-a-picture-able

The time when you wake up and look like dog shit. After a night of too much partying or directly after vomiting after to many drink.
Aye dude, put that camera down cuz' I'm not not-very-take-a-picture-able right now!

eye picture 

When you look at something, focus, and mentally take a picture to keep in your mind forever.
Courtney - "Did you see that hot guy who just walked by? Damn, I wish I had my camera so I could use his photo for later."

Sarah - "Don't worry, I took an eye picture. I'll be referring to that tonight, believe me."
eye picture by David's Hickey November 5, 2010

emo mirror picture 

its just a regular picture...of a person...but some loser wanted to say that it makes you emo to do that.
yoda : emo mirror picture...its just a picture...get it through ur thick heads..geesh.

pineapple picture 

A picture taken near or around a supposed object of interest. However, the object of interest does not make it into the picture because the funny poses that people do become infinitely more interesting than the object itself.

There is a real fountain in a shop in Downtown Fullerton of California where a little stone fountain circulates the water. People started taking pictures of their friends in silly poses around the structure without actually getting the pineapple in the picture.
"Where's the statue of the bear?"
"Oh, we didn't get it in the picture because it didn't fit."
"That's okay. It made a great pineapple picture instead."
pineapple picture by LT&T October 26, 2011