chickenhead picture

Tacky mirror pictures women take (usually with a camera phone). They are usually adorned in sexy attire and often immolate poses from various men's magazines.

Here's a hint: Set the timer on your digital camera (NOT camera phone)

I hate it when girls take chickenhead pictures in the mirror.

by Hip Hop Webster June 30, 2010

now a minor motion picture

Now a minor motion picture: a blurb I have yet to see on a book cover. Have you?

How to Rationalise Telling Sam She was Akin to a Dead Mouse in a Latrine in Swahili, by R.A.K. Martin-Smythe. Now a minor motion picture from the Confrere Brothers.

by Fearman May 30, 2008

paint your picture

Masturbate to ejaculate on a picture of somebody

Do I look hot in this selfie?
Yeah, I'd paint your picture. Wanna see?

by Thick master July 11, 2014

not-very-take-a-picture-able

The time when you wake up and look like dog shit. After a night of too much partying or directly after vomiting after to many drink.

Aye dude, put that camera down cuz' I'm not not-very-take-a-picture-able right now!

by David Perez February 9, 2007

eye picture

When you look at something, focus, and mentally take a picture to keep in your mind forever.

Courtney - "Did you see that hot guy who just walked by? Damn, I wish I had my camera so I could use his photo for later."

Sarah - "Don't worry, I took an eye picture. I'll be referring to that tonight, believe me."

by David's Hickey November 5, 2010

emo mirror picture

its just a regular picture...of a person...but some loser wanted to say that it makes you emo to do that.

yoda : emo mirror picture...its just a picture...get it through ur thick heads..geesh.

by the better rachel April 25, 2006

pineapple picture

A picture taken near or around a supposed object of interest. However, the object of interest does not make it into the picture because the funny poses that people do become infinitely more interesting than the object itself.

There is a real fountain in a shop in Downtown Fullerton of California where a little stone fountain circulates the water. People started taking pictures of their friends in silly poses around the structure without actually getting the pineapple in the picture.

"Where's the statue of the bear?"
"Oh, we didn't get it in the picture because it didn't fit."
"That's okay. It made a great pineapple picture instead."

by LT&T October 26, 2011