Michael Phelps

The male equivalent of "butter face."

Angela constantly brags about her boyfriend's muscles, but she must have a blind spot over his face -- he's a total Michael Phelps.

by C6 & C2 October 12, 2008

Michael Phelps

A term used to describe a male who has an extremely sexy and hot body but an ugly face.

Girl 1: Look at that guy over there, his six pack is so sexy.

Girl 2: Yeah but his nose is kinda big and his teeth are sorta crooked.

Girl 1: I guess he's just another Michael Phelps.

by David Swayze October 17, 2008

Michael Phelps

The fucking King of the Ocean.

Swimmer 1) "I bet I can swim faster than Phelps!"

Guy 2) Fuck you, Michael Phelps will poo on you.

by MyMedicine October 14, 2008

Phelpsed

In reference to Michael Phelps. It means getting owned/faced/dominated.

Brian: "She gave me a fake number"

You just got Phelpsed.

by pksfnwla;nfk October 10, 2008

Michael Phelps

The biggest man-beast to ever grace the waters.

Michael Phelps is making people mad because of his ability- besides the French, he's starting to piss off the dolphins.

by Jameal October 12, 2008

philpot

1. An arrogant cocky prick,
2. Something that smokes a lot (esp. Ganja)
3. A drain on society
4. Someone who would be a bad influence if anyone cared about him/her.

"Archie is such a philpot" Nick exclaimed in disgust.

by Jimmy Lon 16 April 19, 2008

Pulp

To violently physically harm someone

I'll pulp the mother f***** if he does it again.

by Carltoncarlton September 1, 2009