perplexed

That's what you are when something confuses the fuck out of you.

Women: exist
Me: "Holly fuck, I'm perplexed!"

by yourgrandmasmokinmeth April 3, 2023

Perlikely

When something is likely to happen but you're not completely sure it's going to happen.
Perhaps likely.

"Are you going to invite Theo to your birthday party?"
"Perlikely."

by Swagmoney421 May 3, 2023

Perlikely

When something is probably going to happen but you're not completrly sure it will happen.
Perhaps likely.

"Are you going to invite Mike to your birthday party?"
"Perlikely."

by Swagmoney422 May 3, 2023

Perle

A chronically online racist

“You can’t say the Perle, that’s offensive.”

by graceisironman October 11, 2023

Perla

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by Jsismsm October 21, 2023

Perplendous

Adjective
A cross between the words 'perplexing' and 'tremendous.' This word can be used to describe something that is both perplexing and tremendous.

The Backrooms are a perplendous place.

by Tannercell December 14, 2023

perlicious

1. Extra delicious. Unbearably delicious.
2. Delicious and intended for a pet.

“Oh, sweety, here’s some perlicious foods for my baby.”

“Yum! This is just perlicious!”

by mwittier December 20, 2023