Patter

The practice of urinating on your school dean, without them knowing.

Your school dean comes up to you and your mates and starts to tell you off. So one of you moves behind him and starts to urinate on the back of his leg. The noise made is like a patter, hence the name.

by Justin 2567 August 10, 2006

patterson

A chain-smoking, lazy person. A patterson is obsessed with Ford's, but only buys old shitty broncos.

guy 1: hey who's that guy smoking like a chimney over there?

guy 2: fuck if i know, but he looks like a real patterson.

guy 1: yeah that's prolly his fuckin ugly ford i saw out in the parking lot.

by holy fuckin asscrackers July 14, 2006

jordan patterson

An ugly son of a bitch that should be hit with a cutting board.

That Jordan Patterson is such a llama licker!

by phantomoftheopera74209 December 28, 2009

patterscum

When you commit an act worthy of appraisal for its coy behavior, aka when one stealsts something very important

Kuyt just patterscummed the shit out of that ball.
Kid in the back, patterscumming like crazaaaaayyyyyy!

by Stealster McBulSheetface December 16, 2010

Patterpillar

A patterpillar is a pillar that patters.
A pillar is a column type thing.
A patter is a noise a duck makes when it walks.

"Bob, what is that?"
"I believe it is a Patterpillar"

by Penguinsgalore September 18, 2017

chin patter

The sound that occurs form balls slapping against a chin, derived from the sodmization of Ruben Patterson's (of NBA fame) childrens' nanny.

Before I walked into the room I knew what was going on, I could hear the chin patter. So it was no suprise to see Ruben forcing his cock down her throat.

by talkshows_on_mute1984 February 21, 2005

john patterson

black man with a white inside (oreo) very fast and is "dating" an escaped gorilla from the zoo. (could be chewbacas "it")

i wish i wasnt such a john patterson.

by DD's December 11, 2009