pandora's lube bottle

When you find the best porn of mankind and you can't stop jerking off

Guy 1 : dude I just opened pandora's lube bottle, this is hot as fuck

Guy 2 : can you stop talking about jerking off?

by I_eat_beans_bruh August 15, 2025

Pandora's Balls

(Noun): When you're at the urinal, and your "undercarriage" or "berries" are simply too big to get out of the zipper of your pants, but you get them out anyway - thus "Pandora's Balls" have been released and cannot easily be put back where they came from.

Both at urinal
Steve: Holy shit man! You've unleashed Pandora's Balls!!! Do you need me to call the Paramedics??
Rick: NO! it is I alone who must live with and rectify this cruel fate!

by ronckheim st. bibbins May 22, 2025

Dirty Pandora

A Dirty Pandora is when their box is gorgeous on the outside but is brings nothing but woe and calamity.

Dude Amy has the best cookie ever but ever since I fucked her my life has been ruined! She's a Dirty Pandora.

by Miraland Pandora June 6, 2020

The Art of Pandora

Not officially connected to the jewellery brand Pandora, The Art of Pandora is a blog about Pandora jewellery. Started in 2014 as an Instagram account, it grew in 2016 to a website theartofpandora.com which has millions of visitors every year. Recently this fan led channel expanded its scope by starting a YouTube channel.

I go to The Art of Pandora for all my Pandora news and reviews!

by Just_A_Cliche November 23, 2021

panderbear

n. A panda that pimps

"Ahhh! That panderbear is causing pandermonium"

by ploppy November 21, 2002

pandarific

a word that is constantly used in the world of panda's often meaning good......or skittles

Panda Steve - holy shit this carmelized bamboo is so pandarific
Panda Jim - ......wtf are you talking about you ass???

by Panda Steve October 16, 2006

pandermonium

when andy pandas world descends into mayhem. both people and pandas are richocheting off the walls like so many pinballs in a broken machine.

as he inhaled deeply on the buzz-bomb, andy pandas world descended into pandermonium. knowing all well the destination, he would choose it many times. the panda knows all from his evil throne. yes, he knows all.

by greg Ouellette September 26, 2007