prolapsed palm

Prolapsed palm occurs when the normal anatomical structures of the hand are worn or damaged to the point of collapse and disfigurement.

The condition of prolapsed palm is typically caused by a combination of the following conditions. Loneliness, hornyness and a lack of sexual partner over a long period of time. The causal conditions compound to the point where the individuals sense of limits and self control are no longer present. Causing the individual to jack off (masturbate) obsessively to the point of total collapse of the hands anatomical structures.

Jason: ouch!!! Man...my hand is painful. I can't even grasp a can if beer today. Since the wife left, it's been getting such a work out I can't think of anything else.

Junior: Jas, you better give it a rest or you're gonna end up with prolapsed palm.

by MikeBus November 13, 2010

Arnold "Arnie" Palmer

The act of tea bagging someone while simultaneously squeezing lemon juice on their face.

In order to spice things up in the bedroom he gave his girlfriend an Arnold "Arnie" Palmer.

by MoonDog2511 June 28, 2009

Epic Face Palm

When something so epic happens, you just can't help but put your palm to your face with your head lowered.

John just told his ex he cheated on her at the party last night. (Epic Face Palm)

by NerdyNelson September 23, 2012

Palm Springs

Where LA-area gay men go to die after their 40th birthday, a la Logan's Run.

Bill: "Too bad I missed Dave's 40th birthday party. Where is he anyway?"

Mark: "Oh he's been shipped off to Palm Springs."

by B May 13, 2005

Southern Palmer

When a skank chews tobacco and spits the nasty into her hand then gives a handjob.

That hillbilly broad had me whistlin dixie with that southern Palmer she gave me.

by FullMtlCracker April 26, 2009

Palmisery

The nickname given to the small town of Palmyra NY by the locals

Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Palmisery.

by >^..^< February 6, 2009

Arnie Palmer

The act of accidentally ejaculating on your face while masturbating.

" I totally arnie palmered last night." - I was having a convo w my friend about how
I did that and that's what I was drinking at the time. It fit. I hope
It makes the cut!

by Jonny b December 27, 2013