proof day

April 11th is Proof Day, to honor the life of Deshaun "Proof" Holton.

paul: it's proof day, so lets pour one out for the homie, proof

by dajinco December 6, 2024

Alameda Proof

Similar to bulletproof, but from Alameda Research, one of the most predatory Cryptocurrency trading desk and market maker, famous for its mantra on Effective Altruism: take away your money through market manipulation and give it to politicians who keep them from going to jail.

protocols keep getting built with a game theoretic optimal in mind, all this hubbub about mechanism design, when really we should just be designing them to be alameda proof

by AlamedaResearch June 13, 2022

proof selfie

a selfie taken for the sole purpose of proving to her crazy, controlling significant other that she is having a boring outing and not cheating on her crazy, controlling significant other

Mendy asked to take a "proof selfie" after the boring-ass lunch, just so she could send it to Joe, so he wouldn't homicide her when she got home

by The bushleaguers May 13, 2016

Bullet Proof

Just 30 layers of bondo and Weilding blankets

Bullet Proof before the coup

by MineOwedWu's July 15, 2021

posted proof

when a person finds a song, movie, quote, ect. and posts their new find on a social network, proving that they found it before any of their friends can claim it was their idea.

Bob: bro, i really like this new song called Your Love. you should check it out.
Billy: but i heard that song like 3 days ago! i even have posted proof, check my twitter.
Bob: your right, you tweeted the chorus twice...
Billy: haha sucka.

by Jackkal May 29, 2010

mongo-proof

a task or action which is extremely easy to do, so easy that someone retarded or someone of extremely high dependency is able to do without a problem.

changing that light bulb was mongo-proof.
'hey man', 'this plan is mongo-proof'.
playing that instrument is mongo-proof.

by stevethebus October 22, 2011

Water proof coat

you are so cool and snazzy some may say you are a “water proof coat”

omg did you see — she is such a water proof coat

by Imsocool477483 November 26, 2023