Patty Jane

A fictional character whose house you tell you parents your going to, when you’re actually going to have sex with a boy.

“Hey mom i’m going to patty jane’s”
“Yeah, i told my dumb mom i was going to patty jane’s house”

by UngaUnga December 4, 2020

Patty K

Typically cool people, pulls a ton of girls. Likes monkey games, and is an avid VR chad. If you need a friend, a Patty K is a good place to start. Patty K’s care for you, look out for you, and if you’re sad, will be there for you to vent to and to get comfort. If you need a good friend but don’t know where to start, look for a Patty K.

Hey, that guy over there is a real Patty K, he’d make a good friend

by TerraCoreCool1234 April 16, 2022

Peter Patty

When you cum and or gizz on your hand and smack some poor person in the face.

Last night Mike was sleeping so I gave him a big Peter Patty.

by Aaron Kunkel December 9, 2008

Male pattern badass

When a man thinks he looks tough after shaving his head to hide baldness

Now he thinks he's real male pattern badass

by PK Jellylord March 8, 2013

butt patties

when yo booty so flat it turns into a patty

Yo margaret! I think you got butt patties.

by annsthemann October 21, 2014

The Patty Mayonnaise

Having sex with a random girl doggystyle and you pretend you're done then you smack her in the vagina with a hand full of Mayo and throw her off the bed screaming that your real name is "Roger Clots"

"I just got The Patty Mayonnaise"

by Junior "Bones" October 16, 2016

keyboard pattern

what happens when one is bored, most likely when attempting to do an important task such as homework.

advanced patterns also include numbers and special symbols

person 1: have you studied for the test? i need some answers

person 2: poqwlkasmnzxeidjcnrufhvbtyg

person 1: you good bro?

person 2: ghfjdkslavbcnxmztyrueiwoqp

person 1: keyboard pattern's?

person 2: no im just strangling myself

by your reall name March 24, 2021