by lil possum June 15, 2021
Get the possum mug.When a vehicle lacks a muffler, or is otherwise intrinsically obnoxious or obnoxious by virtue of its owner, and vigilantes or society at large decide to tie the carcass of a dead opossum to the vehicle to display distaste for the vehicle or its driver.
"F--- that guy, if he declines his engine in front of the house again, he's getting an (o)possum muffler."
"We gave the Purple Avenger a 'Possum Muffler."
"We gave the Purple Avenger a 'Possum Muffler."
by (O)victim June 22, 2025
Get the (O)Possum Muffler mug.I wasn’t going to go out tonight until I heard that there were gonna be several ghetto possums out at the club
by Possumpotamus June 9, 2023
Get the ghetto possum mug.I wasn’t going to go out tonight until I heard that there were gonna be several ghetto possums out at the club
by Possumpotamus June 9, 2023
Get the ghetto possum mug.Putting effort into something that’s clearly going nowhere — usually with enthusiasm, stubbornness, or misplaced hope. The modern, funnier cousin of “beating a dead horse.”
You know it’s pointless, but you keep going anyway.
You know it’s pointless, but you keep going anyway.
“Bro, she left you on read since April — stop humping possums 💀.”
“We’ve been waiting on that deal for months — feels like we’re just humping possums now.”
“This meeting’s been the same for two hours. Everyone’s just humping possums.”
“We’ve been waiting on that deal for months — feels like we’re just humping possums now.”
“This meeting’s been the same for two hours. Everyone’s just humping possums.”
by Ten🔥Moto October 17, 2025
Get the Humping Possums mug.A guy who befriends groups of beautiful women with the hopes of “shooting their shot”. They are a sort of scavenger in a harmless way. When confronted on their intentions, they play dead.
by Greasy strangler June 27, 2024
Get the Possum boy mug.A guy who prefers a group of beautiful women, in hopes of “ shooting their shot”. They are a scavenger in a harmless kind of way. When they were confronted about their intentions, they play dead.
by Greasy strangler June 27, 2024
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