Driving the porcelain truck

When one grips the toilet bowl like a steering wheel as you expel vomit, generally with lots of yet to be metabolized alcohol.

7 vodka shooters and 7 beers back, got so sick I was driving the porcelain truck.

by frishy August 30, 2022

porcelain tub

Porcelain Tub. The rarest of all female asses that utterly confuses men of all races and religions. Like a porcelain tub it is very large, very hard, and very smooth. It is also known for its ability to stand up to a lot of abuse (durable) and retain heat similar to a porcelain tub. Female porcelain tubs have been known to induce psychosis especially in african-american or latino men.

Ohhh shiiitttt. Look at that fat ass! Hold up --- that shits not jiggling for shit. That girl got a porcelain tub!

by MONTY1975 April 16, 2017

Porcelain Challenge

This is a challenge that began on TikTok in October of 2022. Where gen Z grinded up their parents fine China and snorted it like nose candy.

My parents are pissed at me for doing the porcelain challenge

by Blakeorsum October 2, 2022

porcelain challenge

A tiktok trend where the youths of today are grinding up their grandparents China into a fine powder and snorting it as a viral internet challenge.

Last night my friend Dave and I did the porcelain challenge with my grandmas favorite antique teacup.

by Hiccups McGee October 2, 2022

porcelain challenge

A scary TikTok challenge where kids are grinding up and snorting their parents antique porcelain

“Yo dude have you tried the porcelain challenge yet?”

“Yeah man that shiz burned”

by FatTomcat October 2, 2022

Porcelain Log Jammer

When you stick his or her head head in the toilet and you penetrate your partners anus while flushing the toilet.

Did you hear Alix got the old porcelain log jammer from Sarah last night.

by LogJammer69 August 11, 2021

Porcelain Challenge

a tiktok trend where you grind up your parents fine china and snort it like a drug.

i tried the porcelain challenge and it slayed

by emb69420 October 2, 2022