Plonker

A Plonker is typically some donkey who hangs around alley ways smoking the devils lettuce. He then shags his dad and sucks his toes.

Konrad is such a plonker

by Turnip———-13 April 30, 2021

Plonkyruethilic

1. To be plump aka fat, round, big

Wyatt Lowe is plonkyruethilic, his belly just jiggles

by Fruity69zesty March 11, 2023

plinkette

A house featuring college-aged "females" who are uglier than a pre-op Gretta Van Susteran on heroin. If you become aware of such a domicile, for the love of everything holy, avoid it. These "females" are not to be trusted, even though they will blow anything that walks (or maybe give a peenie pecker). Entrance into a plinkette is infectious, in the form of HIV/AIDS or syphillis

-Hey man, did you hear about that party?

-Yeah man, but that place is a total plinkette!

-Aw fuck man, let's go masturbate

-Word

by Kowalski March 1, 2005

Ploink

To make a small electronic donation to charity. Also another way of describing a microdonation to a charity.

I've just ploinked 2p into the Lymphoma Association's electronic charity collection tin at www.ploink.co.uk

by dorothy donor January 23, 2011

Planking

When one lies on their stomach with their hands directly at their sides and with their head pointed downwards. This is done for fun, and the point is to come up with creative places to do it, such as on top of a chimney or over public restroom stall(s). Pictures of one planking make ideal profile pictures.

Q: That kid is just randomly lying flat like a pencil on top of that diving board while his friend is taking a picture of him, what is going on?
A: That kid on the diving board is planking.

by Myagooshki September 11, 2011

Phonk

Phonk - originally known as Memphis rap from the 90s. Known for its Darkside hip hop sounds, and sinister lyrics.

Phonk has created multiple sub genres from the sounds, lyrics and beats originally produced. 808 cowbell is the most popular which was used in the song
Tommy Wright -meet your maker

Modern "phonk" can be divided into a few sub genres:

Phonk - any type of music that's of heavy influence of 90s memphis phonk

Drift phonk - drum and base fast pace beats with heavy use of the 808 cowbell

House phonk - 90s house music beats mixed with 90s Memphis rap beats and lyrics

Phonk much like all music has changed and divided its genres. Rock has indie rock. Techno has dubstep. Phonk has other phonk music...

What kind of Phonk do you listen to, drift phonk?

by innocuous July 13, 2023

Spank Planking

The act of discretely masturbating while planking.

His facial expressions made it look like he was spank planking on top of the bench.

by David B Weingarten September 24, 2011