carpet patrol

Crackheads who search the floor for dropped crack rocks.

"Hey, James, you catch that DJ's set?"

"Yeah, Brown -- I had my groove on 'till I tripped over the damn carpet patrol."

by Microfile November 17, 2004

poop hole patrol

a group of very gay men.

Rob is a member of the poop hole patrol.

by Colonel Krackers March 13, 2003

Patroclus

Achilles' boyfriend
It shouldn't be surmised from the above phrase that Achilles was gay, because he was also banging Brisseis.
In any case he was bi.

Ajax: Achilles, Hector wasted your boyfriend Patroclus, who was wearing your armor and a red garter belt. Now Hector has both your armor and the garter belt.
Achilles: What?? I told him countless times that only black garter belts are worn with armor!
Im gonna beat the shit outta that Hector dude as soon as I finish banging Brisseis.

by Hugh G Rection May 1, 2006

Pedro

A really nice person that you should surely talk to him he respects everyone the way he would like to be respected.

Pedro is one of the nicest people alive

by Jason DaKid January 13, 2021

Patrol Belt

The process of having one girls leg wrapped around your waist while the other is thrown across your chest and over your shoulder. In the midst of this process, babies are being made.

The girl was rather uncomfortable, but Paul felt like a 5th grader with power when she let him wear her using the Patrol Belt.

by Sportnick May 14, 2007

nissan patrol y62

A proper V8 for men . No tree hugging vegetarian diesel option. Naturally apirated 5.6 litres of powaaa. Delivers 400bhp throwing this 3 ton beast 0-100 in 6.5 sec.

King Bob drives a Nissan Patrol Y62
Be like
Bob

by N27 Diver October 5, 2016

Pedro

Someone who all the girls are after but he doesn't give a shit.

Girl 1 : Pedro I am so horny! Do something
Pedro : I don't give a SHIT!

by m3derus November 8, 2017