penilized

waking up to a giant penis on your face; usualy drawn with a black perminant marker

that nikka Rodney penilized me after i passed out on his couch

by GBL August 12, 2008

Peni

Plural for penis; many of the dick.

"Man, last night, I was so drunk I thought I had two peni."

"I drew a bunch of uber peni!"

by Zananananabatman. December 31, 2010

penies

a penis which, by virtue of it's decor or girth, is regarded as dainty or affeminate

That blue baby bonnet really accentuates your penies.

by Marcus Whafferton March 28, 2007

penial

Denial about the size of your penis

"Dude.. you're totally in penial.. your cock ain't 25 inches long by 12 inches thick!"

by Markishaquanda April 29, 2009

penial

The denial that someone just loves penis

What's wrong with scott?" "He is in love with sally but I think he has penial

by voltron disko July 9, 2010

penile commander 2000

We actually don't know what a penile commander 2000 is, but we DO know, that it comes with batteries (batteries not included), it glowes in the dark, emits radiation and comes with 6 attachments, has a strapon tool belt, a safety guard (may dismember limbs and cause child molestation urges).
Flashing lights and animations not included.
Approptiate safety gear required.

The penile commander 2000 is the perfect gift for the necrophiliac in your family.

Warning: Not intended for use by loved ones.

by Mewoizraccoondogfuckerlizsabrina January 3, 2008

penial plunge

when setting down to shit and having your cock n' balls fall in the toilet water

when phil sat down he took a penial plunge, it wasn't all bad it did clean up his p chode.

by sandvagina March 17, 2006