peen

The slang word for penis.

Hugh Hefner: today we celebrate 50 years of making guys all around the world stroke their peen

Barbara Walters: and that's when his peen went in my poon.. did I mention i'm a whore?

Star Jones: what do you mean my husband al has a peen fit for a tight boy's anus?

by steve May 23, 2008

Peener

To have an erection caused by a build up of urine.

Zak are you getting a boner for Becca?!?

No, It's a peener I swear.

by MWE91 July 7, 2011

jean peen

when jeans are worn, often the zipper part sticks out. this is called a jean peen or jean penis

person 1: so do you like my new jeans?
person 2: they're pretty, but when you sit down you get a serious jean peen.

by i[dont]loveyou. January 18, 2008

peeness

needing to go pee

used in a sentence{Go pee or your peeness will fall out.}

by Rachel December 11, 2003

Lady Peen

Another way to refer to the clitoris.

Wow, are you sure that dog is a girl? Did you see the size of her lady peen?

by LeighMunchabunch December 4, 2019

peenburger

a loser of a person (noun)

Hirsch is such a peenburger.

by acoustic sean May 9, 2008

peeness

When you have to pee really bad and you're talking about it.

If I sit like this I can't feel the peeness.

Note: someone actually said the above sentence without realizing what they had just said

by Princess Crime Mob January 11, 2005