package shot

when someone takes a photo of your dick but with pants above.

1: Dude what's that?
2: It's my package shot!

by TheRealPoggers March 8, 2020

care package

Said when someone has sealed the deal.

"He delivered the care package to her."

by Alias707 November 21, 2016

Oversized Package

A man dick that is insanely huge and may (or may not 😉) have trouble entering a woman’s vagina because of its massive size

“This is an oversized package now miss.” A man says as he sticks his dick in her vagina, usually followed by intense moaning and screaming

by iliketotalkaboutsex May 8, 2021

packagibility

The ability for a software to be or not to be packaged.

We decided to go with this vendor because of their product's packagibility rating.

by mr_ August 25, 2011

red package

Derived from crabrevenge.com. A situation where untold amounts of revenge might need to be wrought on an offending party.

My roommate is seriously about to earn herself a red package.

We're red packaging him tonight.

by poeticfly08 November 22, 2010

Grip Package

Clothing that is outdated, not fashionable, worn, not in, or not fitting properly.

Hey yo manny just look at this guys grip package! Yeah that shit is wack bro!

by Jae-Dub September 27, 2020

puerto rican relief package

When having intercourse with a woman whose appearance is well below a 4, achieving climax is sometimes quite laborious for the male. The female, however, has no problem climaxing because of the rare nature of her booty calls. Because she’s exhausted from her multiple orgasms and unfamiliar with sexual etiquette she ceases coitus operations prematurely, leaving her partner unsatisfied. In such cases it is common for the female to deliver a Puerto Rican Relief Package which consists of a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a vintage Hustler magazine.

“I fucked the ugliest girl for 2 hrs last night and just couldn’t cum. At least the bitch gave me a Puerto Rican Relief Package”

by SCbobby222 October 19, 2017