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the auschwitz oven

The act of shoving a dead animal carcass in your asshole and giving your significant other a Dutch oven that smells of death and shit.
Stop stalking me Matt or remember “the auschwitz oven” I gave you at camp when we were little girls....? I will recreate that.
by Sicario7 February 8, 2021
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pump oven

She likes the ol pump oven more then anything else
by Dick Oven January 2, 2012
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dyke oven

when a pair of lesbians have to fart simultaneously while carpet munching under thy chosen sheep skin drapes
chloe: i have to fart
agatha: me too
chloe/agatha: 1, 2, 3 (DYKE OVEN)
by billcosbyfans December 31, 2011
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Slug Oven

A slimey grungy warm vagina with slug-like skin curtains.
I was all excited until i got a wiff of her slug oven.
by Big Nasty J October 16, 2010
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back oven

Based on the idea that a pregnant woman has a bun in the oven at the front, a back oven refers to the back passage, usually of a gay man. It can refer to an empty or full back passage.
“Hey Martin, I have just put a batch of Vegan brownies in the Aga. While they cook, would you like to repeatedly and passionately enter my back oven against the kitchen work top?”

“Why yes, Bradley, I would!”
by Back oven man May 10, 2020
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fecal oven

port a pottie on constuction site, oilfield site, or other outdoor venue in the summer
While torquing a cable, I was sweating so bad in there. It was a fecal oven
by oilfieldtrash77 October 15, 2009
mugGet the fecal ovenmug.

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