The Spikter scale is one of a number of ways that have been developed to assign a single number to quantify the tastiness of a particular Mexican meal.
Juan: Yo ese, these are some tasty ass nachos! They are off the Spikter scale!!
spik mexican nachos mexican food dirty sanchez ese
spik mexican nachos mexican food dirty sanchez ese
by Nikesh Juan Martino Sanchez November 20, 2012
This scale is used to rate the attractiveness of a woman. Basically the better looking the woman the more undercooked burgers we would give her and hence she would get terrible diarrhea that we would smear all over ourselves and eat. Slightly attractive girls would get 1 or 2 burgers. Whereas really hot girls might get up to 4 or 5 burgers.
"Holy shit, did you see her? if I use The burger scale she would have gotten 5 burgers."
Sam: "How many burgers would you give kitty?"
Jimbop:"Well if i was using the trusty burger scale i would probably only give her about 2 burgers. shes no brad pitt."
Sam: "How many burgers would you give kitty?"
Jimbop:"Well if i was using the trusty burger scale i would probably only give her about 2 burgers. shes no brad pitt."
by MartinFynch November 11, 2010
Wow, he went out with a chick with no front teeth, safe to say that's at least 7 L's on the Budden scale.
His love/hate relationship with video blogging has him disrespecting himself to the tune of 8 L's on the Budden scale.
His love/hate relationship with video blogging has him disrespecting himself to the tune of 8 L's on the Budden scale.
by b-rock78 September 02, 2009
A scale of women from 1-10 based on precise measurements of alcohol.
Something drunk guys use to determine who they can sleep with.
Something drunk guys use to determine who they can sleep with.
by Big Time April 05, 2005
by Anonymous March 06, 2003
When a beutiful,sexy,hot, girl dates a complety lame,dorky and stupid looking guy.
When a lame,dorky stupid looking dude scores a girl well beyond his caliber.
When a lame,dorky stupid looking dude scores a girl well beyond his caliber.
man did you see those two? that chics fine and hes a tool...man now thats a perfect example of the scales of misjustice!!!
by sacred357 December 12, 2003
Often, calling someone a douche doesn't seem to be enough to represent their level of douche-baggery, thus the douche scale was invented, so as to quantify one's doucheness. Depending on the area you live in , different things are equivalent to different values on the scale. A basic, point system is used (see example). Usually one is marked on their doucheness out of 100. Keep in mind that those are just guidelines as to point distribution.
EXAMPLE DOUCHE SCALE
Clothing (20 points):
- Popped collar in back but not on sides = 5 douche point
- Popped collar everywhere = 10 douche points
- Polo shirt of an arguably flamboyant color (usually from hollister or a company synonmous with it) = 10 douche points
Behaviour (60 points):
- Talking loud enough so everyone in a 50 foot radius can hear you = 10 douche points
- Talking about oneself chronically = 10 douche points
- Pretending to be a different ethnicity (e.g. wiggers) = 20 douche points
- General douche-baggery(you can choose what this may consist of) = 20 points
Physical Appearance:
- Gelled hair = 10 douche points
- Excessive facial hair = 10 douche points
Clothing (20 points):
- Popped collar in back but not on sides = 5 douche point
- Popped collar everywhere = 10 douche points
- Polo shirt of an arguably flamboyant color (usually from hollister or a company synonmous with it) = 10 douche points
Behaviour (60 points):
- Talking loud enough so everyone in a 50 foot radius can hear you = 10 douche points
- Talking about oneself chronically = 10 douche points
- Pretending to be a different ethnicity (e.g. wiggers) = 20 douche points
- General douche-baggery(you can choose what this may consist of) = 20 points
Physical Appearance:
- Gelled hair = 10 douche points
- Excessive facial hair = 10 douche points
by sauce^noob January 19, 2009