Spikter scale

The Spikter scale is one of a number of ways that have been developed to assign a single number to quantify the tastiness of a particular Mexican meal.
Juan: Yo ese, these are some tasty ass nachos! They are off the Spikter scale!!

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by Nikesh Juan Martino Sanchez November 20, 2012
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The burger scale

This scale is used to rate the attractiveness of a woman. Basically the better looking the woman the more undercooked burgers we would give her and hence she would get terrible diarrhea that we would smear all over ourselves and eat. Slightly attractive girls would get 1 or 2 burgers. Whereas really hot girls might get up to 4 or 5 burgers.
"Holy shit, did you see her? if I use The burger scale she would have gotten 5 burgers."

Sam: "How many burgers would you give kitty?"
Jimbop:"Well if i was using the trusty burger scale i would probably only give her about 2 burgers. shes no brad pitt."
by MartinFynch November 11, 2010
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The Budden Scale

A scale from one to ten, in which L's are the measurement

a scale measuring epic failure
Wow, he went out with a chick with no front teeth, safe to say that's at least 7 L's on the Budden scale.

His love/hate relationship with video blogging has him disrespecting himself to the tune of 8 L's on the Budden scale.
by b-rock78 September 02, 2009
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Beer Scale

A scale of women from 1-10 based on precise measurements of alcohol.

Something drunk guys use to determine who they can sleep with.
Damn Smitty, I bet she's a 5 sober, but the beer scale easily bumps her up to an 8.
by Big Time April 05, 2005
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BonÄr Scale

The most widely accepted method for rating school girls. Ranked out of 12.
Shit son, she's a 9!
No fool, only a 6.
by Anonymous March 06, 2003
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scales of misjustice

When a beutiful,sexy,hot, girl dates a complety lame,dorky and stupid looking guy.
When a lame,dorky stupid looking dude scores a girl well beyond his caliber.
man did you see those two? that chics fine and hes a tool...man now thats a perfect example of the scales of misjustice!!!
by sacred357 December 12, 2003
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Douche Scale

Often, calling someone a douche doesn't seem to be enough to represent their level of douche-baggery, thus the douche scale was invented, so as to quantify one's doucheness. Depending on the area you live in , different things are equivalent to different values on the scale. A basic, point system is used (see example). Usually one is marked on their doucheness out of 100. Keep in mind that those are just guidelines as to point distribution.
EXAMPLE DOUCHE SCALE

Clothing (20 points):
- Popped collar in back but not on sides = 5 douche point
- Popped collar everywhere = 10 douche points
- Polo shirt of an arguably flamboyant color (usually from hollister or a company synonmous with it) = 10 douche points

Behaviour (60 points):
- Talking loud enough so everyone in a 50 foot radius can hear you = 10 douche points
- Talking about oneself chronically = 10 douche points
- Pretending to be a different ethnicity (e.g. wiggers) = 20 douche points
- General douche-baggery(you can choose what this may consist of) = 20 points

Physical Appearance:
- Gelled hair = 10 douche points
- Excessive facial hair = 10 douche points
by sauce^noob January 19, 2009
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