punt the pail

to kick the bucket; die

I’m hoping to see the world before I punt the pail.

by Squeege K. March 1, 2024

Punting

Kicking a male partner in the balls during sex then swapping roles or "teams" in which one begins to ferociously fuck the living shit out of them (if female: attach strap on and go wild, if male: use given equipment and go wild)

Peggy was punting Paul prior to patting him on the back for being such a champ.

by Griimace February 14, 2020

Punt

To give up on perfection and just get a project done before the deadline.

Ah, sh*t. This project is due is 4 hours, and I had a list of things I wanted to include, but now I have to punt and just get it done before the deadline.

by edderraaa September 21, 2021

punt aroond

verb, slang; be promiscuous, sleep around (Scottish dialect)

Dinnae punt aroond oan ays, ya deceitful cunt!

by Existential Ghost November 6, 2009

god punting

God punting is essentially a lazy technique religious people use to answer questions. Instead of giving you a solid & factual answer, they chalk it up to "God's doing" or "God's work." It's also used frequently by parents who can't be bothered to do a Google search or open a book, so they tell their curious children (who ask brilliant questions) that "God did it" or "God created that."

Little Bobby- "Dad, why do the stars twinkle?"

Dad- "Because God makes them twinkle. Now run along & let Dad watch his football game."

Little Bobby- "Dad, are you God punting me?"

by BathHouseBecky September 28, 2017

cunt punt

the female version of cock blocking although this term is also used for the literal act of swiftly and strongly kicking a vagina.

"damn did you hear how Melissa cunt punted me!?"

by dr dick n balls October 27, 2017

punt

Used in Magic: The Gathering slang, it refers to a coarse mistake made by a player during a match.

-Oh man, that punt might cost me the game!

by thefatoftheland January 11, 2018