straining the greens

to take a piss, to urinate, take a leek, pass water.

Son, " im straining the greens"
Father, " you dirty bastard"

by Cyaninternetdog February 14, 2007

Green Beetle

Terrible STD contracted commonly while having intercourse in Green Volkswagens. Upon contracting the “green beetle” one can feel symptoms such as euphoria, pride then later cramping. Should colonization occur there may be extreme persistent itching, discharge, rash, oozing and stench.

Juan contracted a bad case of the green beetle.

by Gladus!$$gB August 6, 2021

green bastard

Wrestling alter ego of Bubbles from the show Trailer Park Boys.

Julien: Bubs, we're making you a wrestling ring.
Bubbles: Fuck ya boys, I better go and get my Green Bastard costume!

by benormous April 30, 2006

Red Green

The greatest mind Canada has produced. A philosopher who puts profound wisdom into words any man can understand. A guiding light for the unwashed who will be greatly missed. Without Red Green the decline of western culture can only become worse.

Good by Red Green and thanks for all the wisdom dressed up as comedy .

by benthrer March 20, 2008

Green Death

Export 'A' Green cigarettes. They're the most hardcore kind, hence the green death.

"Dude, you're smoking green death. You're gonna die really soon.."

by i break the law January 28, 2007

Green Wolf

Green wolves are a sign of good luck! If you see a green wolf, or manage to befriend one, you will live a fortuitous and happy life!

The green wolf sure is cute!

by Juvelo's Biggest Fan September 30, 2019

shittin’ green

Street terminology for having a lot of cash money.

With El Chapo permanently out of the picture, I’ll be shittin’ green in a few weeks!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 31, 2019