Jesus Cloud

When the sun is hidden behind a large cloud so that the light bounces all around the edges and creates an awesome shot of heavenly clouds. Unfortunately, cell phone cameras can never capture these epic views.

Bro: Whoa, look at that cloud, man!
Man: Dude that's epic.
Bro: Like, the light and stuff bouncing around.
Man: It's a Jesus Cloud!

by Ass Kicka January 30, 2012

cock cloud

The act of masturbating and going outside during the winder time, letting the penis release a puff of hot steam.

dude, grant just walked out of our monthly tea party to release a cock cloud into the wild... thats fucked up dude.

by StinkyBro July 25, 2020

Brown cloud

When a child or adult has diarrhea or a liquid shit in a pool. Names a brown cloud because the shit disperses in the water like a blood. Lifeguards commonly associate them with an AFR (accidental fecal release).

Lifeguard 1: we need to clear the pool.
Lifeguard 2: what why?
Lifeguard 1:we had another AFR. It was. Brown cloud.

Lifeguard 2:damn it children.

by LifeguardDudeOnDuty November 30, 2015

Purple Clouds

The smoke produced when you smoke any strain of marijuana that is of a purple color.

Steve: hey Julio, I hot some grand daddy purple. wanna smoke it with me?
Julio: hells yeah man, Imma blow some purple clouds with this shit.

by Fascinated Spirit May 9, 2013

Dick cloud

Defined as a zipper being pulled down when you least expect it and being excessively hit with God’s dick. The power it brings is classified as much worse when around the white family.

Well there is that damn dick cloud again

by Dextrit October 31, 2018

warm cloud

Taking a huge hit of a number of drugs that contain smoke. Then with your lips loose around ones penis go all the way to base of the penis and blow all smoke out onto penis. Suck for a few moments after. Repeat as needed.

Becky loves to give Tommy warm clouds after every hit she takes.

by Zaddy4Life! June 28, 2017

william cloud

The most bad-ass individual who ever walked the earth. He loves God, self improvement, learning lots of cool and interesting things, is an extrovert at times, while being extremely introverted at others, is an all around cool, loving guy, likes to tell jokes and have fun, is a huge troll, and is a United States Marine. What a BAMF! meatspin.com

I was walking down the street when I saw William Cloud! Wow! Such sexy! Much Marine! So Cloud! meatspin.com

by Longrod Van Hugedong April 23, 2014