The gender reversal of a blumpkin, where the girl is steaming down a hot load on the toilet while her front hole is being eaten out.
Dude, my girlfriend gave me a blumpkin earlier this week, so I felt it only chivalrous to reciprocate and give her a low tide oyster shack for the ages.
by Dig_Bick_69 August 22, 2018
Get the Low Tide Oyster Shack mug.Dwight: "Colorado specialty -- Rocky Mountain Oysters"
Michael: "Wow, those do not taste like oysters."
Dwight: "That's because they're not Oysters. They're bull testicles! I cut them off fresh this morning!"
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Michael: "Wow, those do not taste like oysters."
Dwight: "That's because they're not Oysters. They're bull testicles! I cut them off fresh this morning!"
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by IronicMushroom December 30, 2015
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While participating in anal sex one member experiences a anal relapse (pink sock), the other partner then takes the reversed anal cavity into their oral orafice. While they do this they should lightly chew the "sock" experiencing a texture that is soft on the outside and hard on the inside.
Guy: "Oh shit! I pink socked your ass hole"
Girl: "Quick, reverse oyster that shit, it makes me cum so hard!"
Girl: "Quick, reverse oyster that shit, it makes me cum so hard!"
by Vicmeg October 17, 2017
Get the Reverse oyster mug.Sexual act involving a swift swipe of the hand through the anal crevice following through to a flick of the clitoris.
by Captain Flik October 13, 2013
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Get the ryan osterman mug.by Choondler April 26, 2006
Get the dirty oyster mug.Woman: I'm always a little bit fragile at this time of the month due to my estrogen.
Man: damn it woman! The correct spelling is oestrogen. The o is silent. Now go to the ladies room and smoke a tampon or whatever!
Man: damn it woman! The correct spelling is oestrogen. The o is silent. Now go to the ladies room and smoke a tampon or whatever!
by max hotep April 13, 2014
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