second-hand offense

The irritating process in which someone gets offended by something FOR someone else before they get offended, even if they wouldn't actually get offended by it. Most commonly observed on social networking platform: Twitter.

Mei: *name is Mei*
Modern Twitter users: Ur name is Mei? :/ please stop appropriating japanese names. we know ur name is amanda or basic white name
Mei: I'm literally asian help
Me: Do not fret, they are suffering second-hand offense

by 10:20am September 16, 2021

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registered yap offender

When someone yaps so much they need to be put on a list so people don’t talk to people on that list and die of boredom

Man she yaps so much she should be put on the registered yap offender list

by Xa_Bigsquirt December 4, 2024

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Related Words

offence • Offenced • Offence Plea • Offence-Tantrum • Offencetrate • no offence • take offence • Deckable Offence • cakeable offence • gafable offence

desperate to be offended

Individual or group seeking any and all reasons, real or perceived, to take offense.

She is constantly scrolling, sniffing everybody's ass because she's so desperate to be offended . She's really taken virtue signaling to the next level.

by Laughing Goat January 2, 2025

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Start the offense

Starting process of running different plays to try and score points against a woman you think is attractive….in hope to get her number or gmail

man 1: shorty is very attractive

Man 2: bro you better start the offense while she here

Man 1: you right bro, imma start the offense before she leaves

by bsssen April 27, 2025

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