oatmeal cookies

a street name for oxycontin when your talking on the phone next to your mom

BOB: hey the backer is in town with some cookies

BILL: what kind of cookies

BOB: Oatmeal Cookies

by S.O.H.O.N. March 15, 2008

Sowing your oats

To get a series of women pregnant over a short space of time.

Kevin - "Did you hear? I got 3 women pregnant last month?"
Bob - "Jeez. You were really sowing your oats"

by KermitTheMotherF'ingFrog May 7, 2015

Oatmeal Face

An insult commonly used to degrade your partner following intercourse

You fucking oatmeal face

by boneronfire45 April 26, 2009

Oatmeal sock

The process of taking a traffic cone with a hole in the top, inserting it in someones vagina or asshole, pouring a carton of milk, apple juice and orange juice into it, adding oatmeal, waiting for it to warm and eating it out.

Yo bro, last night i oatmeal socked the shit out of that skag, shit was ace.

by arch duke carlton January 25, 2011

Totes my oats

used in place of totally

Bill: Wanna go to the beach tomorrow?

Jason: Totes my oats!

by Jsolaracko September 15, 2011

oatmealing

when you're making out with a really hot bitch and you puke in her mouth

Maaaan...I was so sick yesterday that when me and that bitch hooked up I oatmealed in her mouth, she totally wanted me though.

by Allie Kazoo January 6, 2004

oats

My damn name.

Hey Oats, Whats up.

by Oats January 26, 2004