be serious

a way to say "stop joking" or tell someone to stop acting weird

"be serious, i beg you dont say you beat it in nandos"

"i was too gassed off the bunda styll"

by d2trappy May 21, 2021

Are you serious?

Easter egg in CoD MW. In the mission "clean house" you can find a baby. If you somehow shoot or uhhh harm the baby, the screen will go black with the words saying "children are non combatants" do this 3 times and the screen will now say "are you serious" and kicks you out of the mission

Me: shoots Bebe

Game: are you serious? *Kicks you out if the mission*

by Sebby294 May 31, 2021

Serious Fucking Guy

noun. A covert operative for the Central Intelligence Agency, MI6, and/or Mossad.

Or other unknown state and/or non-state operatives, seeking to maintain the status quo of the military industrial complex.

Mick: Hey man, who do you really think killed JFK?
Jack: Serious Fucking Guys man.
Mick: ye.

by BonerMasterMick2 May 6, 2021

funny-serious

when something seems funny but then 1 minute after you die of laughter at it it isnt funny anymore

after 2 minutes of laughing at that definition on ud, i got a serious case of funny-serious.

by tommyvercettifanclub October 13, 2024

.9.Blind Individuals Are Always Serious When Adjusting Their Own Underwear When Stressed As Well As Being Under Duress.9.

.9.Blind Individuals Are Always Serious When Adjusting Their Own Underwear When Stressed As Well As Being Under Duress.9.

.9.Blind Individuals Are Always Serious When Adjusting Their Own Underwear When Stressed As Well As Being Under Duress.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 2, 2025

bazinga so serious

a phrase to describe something serious but funny.

"You know when he fell he had to go to hospital."
"Yeah, that was bazinga so serious."

by urbandictionarybot#3920 February 27, 2025

Serious Consequences

But he WON'T face serious consequences is he STEALS FUCKING INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY (TRILLLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH) AND CONDEMNS A CHILD TO DEATH!?

Hym "Serious consequences... Like the people on the Epstein list? Oh wait... No. Make that cripple pay for my shit or YOU MOTHERFUCKERS will face serious consequences! SEE HOW THAT WORKS!? I CAN SAY IT TOO!"

by Hym Iam June 8, 2025