Its a badge not a vape

Bought a $3 vape off aliexpress, came in as a badge
Used when something seems one way but turns out to be another

“Its a badge not a vape”- 7lm
“You deceived us you dumb nigga… its a badge not a vape!!!” - Melly

by 4uyiaa August 30, 2025

Is a square not a circle?

Is a square not a rectangle but with more pizazz

“Is the sky blue?”
“Is a square not a circle?”

by ccccccoleslaw September 23, 2025

Totes not a creep

A male who has a strong desire to not be creepy, actively acts nicer and less touchy when in the presence of a woman, curses himself for thinking about a woman in a romantic way, even if in a innocent, wholesome way. These type of men will turn back, or take the long way if that means they wouldn’t accidentally trail behind a woman.

“That guy is totes not a creep”

by Scalpel December 10, 2025

it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard

thing to say when someone bitches about a biology joke

z3ma b9a lih i3raf ghi les gènes dialo, it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard

by Ayoub_Amer December 23, 2016

I said a joke not a poem

I said a joke not a poem is a popular frase from Jacksucksatlife.He asked the person to say a joke but they said a poem and he said that.

Jack:Say a joke.
Person:Roses are red ,violents are blue , i love your vids, pls dont ban me.
Jack:I SAID A JOKE NOT A POEM!!!!

by TheOfficalEverzo April 18, 2018

A man is not a plan

A man is not a plan — On Thursday February 15th 2024, Fani Willis electrified the non-Black world with the Black Cultural Maxim: A man is not a plan. Taught by her stern southern father she was taught to be a strong independent woman who could take care of herself. Pops gave her the following instructions that would help to prevent a Trump-like pussy grab. 1) if you go out in a date have $200.00 with you so that if a man decides to act up; then you can go wherever you want to go. 2) Keep six months of living expenses in cash on hand at all times in safes and lock boxes to buttress against unforeseen misfortune. 3) Pay your own way. A man who pays is a man who expects to be laid. 4) Speak up for yourself. Any strong independent woman will tell you that this is a good strategy for self-protection. As Fani said, the only man who ever paid her way is her father.

You go girl, YOU GO!!!!!!!

Girrrrrrrrrrrrl, I got my own house, my own car, and my own money; a man is a companion — A man is not a plan!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 15, 2024

America is NOT a Christian country

(And this next part is in reference to the Russell Brand "They are trying to silence us" stream on rumble) So, he's talking to this priest and the priest is like 'America is a Christian country!' And he goes on to explain that ALL OF THE PROBLEMS... Are the direct result of people not doing the incest cult. And WE KNOW THIS. We already know... That when you don't do the sex cult... The adversary (They veil it by calling him "The adversary" or "the enemy" or "the people's champ" but what they MEAN is a LITERALLY AND ONTOLOGICALLY REAL SATAN, LIKE, AND ACTUALLY PSYCHIC MONSTER THAT IS CONFUSING THEM DELIBERATELY)

comes to get em. And he ties it into this story about Caesar and how Caesar declared himself God... So they murdered him (typical) BUT LITTLE DID THEY KNOW... He had a secret will... And he wanted this OTHER GUY to be Caeser... And THE OTHER GUY declared that HE is better than everyone... Forever... But NOT better than God! And he gave all of the glory to God (totally consensually) forever! So, those are the rules now forever. And that DEFINITELY IN NO WAY SOUND LIKE... The story of a deliberate and successful coup where the Catholic church murdered an emperor, forged a will, installed THEIR OWN EMPEROR (who will do and say whatever they want 'But God removed Saul and replaced him with David, a man about whom God said, ‘I have found David son of Jesse, a man after my own heart. He will do everything I want him to do.’ ACTS 13:22 There seems to be a recurring theme here), and then delcared the new guy better than everyone (Which is impossible because I was already better than evryone in the future and GOD WOULD KNOW THAT) but NOT better then God (Therefore, weak). Whatever, this is dragging on a bit, innit? You get the point. And this is the second part. 'America is NOT a Christian country' "

by Hym Iam May 23, 2024