Canned Bullshit

1) something incredibly wrong even more wrong than a normal bullshit.

2) A lie that is even more of a lie than a normal bullshit lie

3) Somethint so exaggerated that can't be definied just a bullhit. Then it's a CANNED BULLSHIT.

" I can wank 5 times in a row and then fuck 15 girls in a row ...
...DUDE....that's CANNED BULLSHIT!"

by Canned man December 28, 2011

cum in a can

sperm trapped in a can

girl I cant have a baby so I went to Walmart and bought cum in a can

by austin simar July 11, 2019

toast cans

toast cans are simply toast cans

“That’s on toastcans luv”
“Let’s all be jem and use toast cans for spaghetti”

“Help i asked what toast cans were and they attacked my mentions”

by toastcan teacher January 15, 2020

shaking the can

the act of male masturbation

Trevor asked his friends to leave the room while shaking the can to a gay porno.

by Kyle Johnny Punani January 1, 2009

spam in the can

used to denote anal sex

Theresa lets her lovers know that a fancy dinner does not impress her as much as spam in the can!

by don samson December 4, 2009

Canned Bread

That shit that Squidward can't believe the store has.

I bet they won't have... wow, they have it! Canned bread!

by RivaL214 January 9, 2023

stuck on the can

The result of failing to check for toilet paper before defecating.

::calls someone on the cellphone within close proximity to the bathroom::

Receiver: "Hello?"

Caller: "Hey, can you bring me a roll of toilet paper? I forgot to check for one and now I'm stuck on the can."

by Raw Grassfed Goat Milk January 24, 2012