Kirked

this is said to someone who takes a long time to process something simple. I.e. someone bathing with washing soap

Mmh you’ve kirked

by unknown SIC December 4, 2023

Kirked

A bloke who says “yeah I’ll sort it mate”

Has that been done Kirk? “Yeah mate”

You’ve been kirked have you?

by Youknowitmakesense November 8, 2022

Kirk Copain

A shot used for punishment, made of a shot of baileys, Pernod, lime cordial and some Tabasco sauce... The punishee must pay for the shot effectively loading the gun and shooting themselves. It tastes of curdled Pernod and Tabasco.

Oh shit, Curtis broke the rules again, that'll be another Kirk Copain

by The executor January 7, 2014

kirked

“kirked” is a slang word meaning giving “neck” or head. it is a reference to charlie kirk who was famously shot in the neck

Met this baddie at the frat she came back to my room and kirked it.

by tpop4655665 November 12, 2025

Kirking

The act of setting up a table and boldly but calmly talking to people of differing opinions in a polite, respectful way.

For all those interested there will be a kirking in the promenade at 2pm today.

by Techartists September 13, 2025

Matt Kirk

Special

That guy is such a Matt Kirk

by blackhammer9555 March 23, 2022

Kirked

To be publicly executed or assassinated

While walking home the CEO was kirked.

by RedKGB September 10, 2025