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In a lawless land, the sea breeze wind blows through the ambient sound of SexyRedd playing downstairs, topped off with a broken smoke detector chirping to mimic the birds that have gone extinct from the residents of DP. The party had just ended, and Nico is now coming out of his cave. Steve has just thrown another car battery into the Pacific Ocean as he throws a temper tantrum over the dishes being left in the industrial kitchen. Roommate (or inmate?) number 17 runs off in the distance with his ankle monitor, taking the money from that months water bill. “Fourteen hundred a month for a triple bedroom?” said Jeremy. “Im only paying that shit when I feel like it!” But the real question remains. Where is Nico? Nico are you there? Is Nico at Nico’s crib right now? Paging Nico…
Nico is prolly at Nicos Crib right now doing some French 101 homework
by Bill Cosby O’neilly March 1, 2024
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Nico

Ugly ass bitch who simps and leave the boos for girls
Yo why being a nico bro
by Boomer boomer 698 April 20, 2020
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Going Nico

To be so full of masculine testosterone that when triggered, the hormonal rage is uncontrollable
Did you see Warren going Nico on the vending machine yesterday after his zero bar got stuck and didn’t dispense? He flipped the machine over, punched a pregnant lady, and spit in a child in a wheelchair. Nobody has seen him since.
by Tenaciousron May 22, 2024
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Nico

Wow you such a Nico
by Look M November 11, 2019
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Nico

Someone not physically able to lie.
A: You sure he ain't lying?
B: Bro, he's a Nico.
by nimmersatt January 19, 2024
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Nico

A person that drinks whiteclaw for fun, and spends time with their cat way too much. Will post insta story everytime they drink whiteclaw
Omg, nico is posting on insta story again, he must be drunk on whiteclaw
by Ittybittycomunittity September 11, 2019
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Nico

I luv Nico
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