Nice pear

Never say this no matter how juicy the Williams or Conference pear is you're eating when you are in the presence of an amply bosomed female. She will likely not be happy and may slap you thinking you are taking the piss.

Don espied the delicious pear he was eating. The juice was running down his chin. Lisa sat down across from him however he was so engrossed in what he was thinking he did not see her. "Nice pear" he muttered approvingly. A movement awoke him from his reverie but he was not quick enough to move away in time. Lisa hit him full on in the face and called him a sexist pig before putting her tits away and rushing out of the room like she was on fire.

by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

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Nick Meier

A bitch who goes to silver creek and always wears a nice mop on his head.

Person 1: “Why did a mop just walk into the classroom”
Person 2: “Oh that’s Nick Meier

by Rikogordsberry February 7, 2019

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nick gee

a fucking little blonde midget that drives a fucking shit cunt kia with the gayest key in the world. He drinks 3 coronas and is knocked out cold, and he is constantly asking strange questions in his health classes. Check his wallet for a nice surprise.

person 1: fuck cunt you look like nick gee...
person 2: cunt how? im taller than 4'7', and im not a little tomato.
person 1: oh lmao ye true, but fuck that lil nigga nick gee ahah
person 2: ye true that boy a bitch lol

by Gagonmycock June 17, 2019

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Nick Mara

the most fine human to ever exist, hes in a band named prettymuch

Someone: Who’s your lane from Prettymuch?
Me: Nick Mara

by why do u wanna know what i am August 9, 2019

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Nick Patzner

Nick Patzner is basically the biggest pussy in the whole school. His parents didn't love him as much as his older brother (who actually accomplished things in high school) so Nick seems to be pretty fucked up still. He spends his time trying to roast everyone in his sight, but deep down we all know he looks like a holocaust survivor. If everyone in the school could vote to beat the shit out of one person, it would be this pussy. Fuck “KiD dRiP”

Hey is that Nick Patzner? He was talking mad shit but i could definitely sleep his ass lmao

by NickHolocaustUglyAss October 25, 2019

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