It cleans me nearly

When something is very funny and you have to laught very hard.
similar to Laughing out loud, but you dont use any abbreviation.
Originally it comes from swissgerman.

*bamf tells a joke*

girl: Hahaha, it cleans me nearly...

by gadä August 20, 2012

near

To get with a person whom you desire sexually, and perhaps also emotionally or spiritually, and do doggy style.

Dr. Cameron is so ripe I'm going to near her before the night ends.

by JAFR2 January 20, 2009

nega

what to say when you can't say the n word

"you little nega"

by Glizzy Gladiater December 22, 2020

nearit

The inverse of something

Jo: You think I rock like hard core tasty abs.
Anna: Nearit.

by Trey February 6, 2003

negafit

The opposite of benefit.

The burn on his arm seemed to be a negafit rather than a benefit of playing with fire

by Elizabeth R. December 9, 2008

neagron

a neagron is a black transformer.

can take shape of a pimp mobile when it is in its un-transformed shape. very deadly and will eventually pop a cap.

WOAH!! dude look at that pimp mobile

that aint no pimp mobile is a neagron

DAYUMM!!

by shaneisCHAOS February 10, 2008

Negadibs

Noun (Neg-A-Dibbz)A negadibs is the exact opposite of a dibs. a woman who is an absolute atrocious human being who does nothing but assault all of your senses is a negadibs.

Verb- To negadibs someone is to publicly exclaim that there is no way in the worst of situations that you would ever contemplate the thought of even looking at this woman for fear of your dick turning to pure stone. To enact a negadibs you must yell, "negadibs!"

Elliott to Tino- "i wanna put my D right in that tight jean chicks mouth and brush her teeth til her breath is fresh with my aborted children."

Negadibs to noone in general- "yeah, and her dad is right there."

Elliott to dudes in stands- "hey are you that chicks dad"

Stands response- "No"

Elliott- "fuck you negadibs you are a fat skank and a liar on top of it all"

Tino- "Negadibs"

by nyjets184443 August 9, 2010