Ned

Basically just an Idiot, Ned can be found mining with his chompers for new gold teeth.
If you encounter one, cover all jiggly areas and run furyur life.

Boy that Ned over there sure is scary

by lgkhf May 14, 2021

ned i bet ten i b ore oj

Ned i bet ten I b ore oj is the president

Joe Robinette biden name written backwards. It refers to biden betting his friend ned that he is a preop transsexual (ore) that does a lot of business. (Oj)

Ned I bet ten I b ore oj, ( while trying to castrate any kids that aren't aborted)

by Joshamaphone May 10, 2023

Ned Mortensen

Ned Mortensen is famously known as Vape God. He managed to get a job at a legal company named Roberts Legal.
How he did this was unknown. You can even check him out on the Roberts Legal website.

Bruh, you're as cracked as Ned. (Ned Mortensen)

by jom jom August 16, 2020

Ned

Ned- Non Erect Dick

Don't fuck him he's a Ned

by Hardcocklover94 June 9, 2023

Dirty ned

Shoving conkers up your ass

Ned did a dirty ned

by Bigboined November 6, 2020

Neds

Neds means 'guardian of the riches' or 'wealthy'.

charismatic, optimistic, and natural born leaders who

Full of life, commanding the spotlight in a way that's sure to entertain, engage, and inspire others, independent-minded, and mesmerizingly fun to be around, you can rely on her in your circle to help you see the bright side of any situation and feel fired up and ready to take on the world.

Neds is ruled by the sun, the dazzling celestial body that governs life and vitality. Neds is renowned for their stability, loyalty, and consistency. She is dedicated friends and lovers who put their hearts into every relationship. (Fittingly, Neds governs the heart.)

Neds is a pretty girl.

by Lili Rowling November 24, 2021

Ah Ned

A shortened and more stressed term in place of Holy Ned

Ah Ned! I forgot to do my homework.

by Catsandbluetongues February 10, 2019