naughty gomez

to rub shit upon ones upper lip, (see dirty sanchez)

I gave the bitch a naughty gomez after i ate taco bell and DAYMN that shit was funky, i almost felt bad for her.

by myspace.com/allthatheavenallows December 4, 2005

santas naughty list

classy porn

dude 1 "that guys looking at santas naughty list"

by fattyforehead January 1, 2012

naughty double quagmire

Shove your two balls into the cheek pockets of your hoe and smack her face with your dick and then jizz in each eyeball and then screamm "WHOS YOUR DADDY? GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GOOOO!"

my bitch was gettin fresh so i gave her a naughty double quagmire.

by quags December 8, 2006

Naughty Calvin

The act of using a plushy, stuffed animal, or any similar object as tool for male masturbation. This is a reference to the famous comic strip Calvin & Hobbs which features a boy with a stuffed tiger and an overactive imagination.

I caught my little brother pulling a Naughty Calvin with his bunny doll. I've never felt more disturbed.

by Co-Dee-Vee September 15, 2010

naughty scarface

the act of ejaculating on any part of your partners body then snorting a line of your own semen right off your partner

damn...my nose hurts from last night after i gave my girl a naughty scarface.

by yohanguest June 16, 2012

naughty pretsle

Twisting your dick into a pretsle then baking it and adding salt to it. After this feed it to your hoe.

Joe fed his bitch a naughty pretsle.

by Naughty Pretsle September 19, 2017

Naughty Snotty

When you ejaculate in a females mouth and it comes out her nose.

Jim took advance of Jane sneezing and managed to give her a Naughty Snotty.

by th148272 December 23, 2021