When a short guy takes over a girl's personal space to regale her with stories of his salary, car, or whatever else he is using to compensate for his size.
Short Guy: So I drive a fast car, make a shit-ton of money, and I run things at work? Wouldn't you like to bone?
Girl (to herself): Oh no! I've been Napoleoned!
Girl (to herself): Oh no! I've been Napoleoned!
by Old Indy May 9, 2008
Get the Napoleoned mug.The process by which you wrap your dick up in a crepe. You then ram it into your girls asshole until you are ready for the money shot. You pull out and then have her finish you off. For proper completion she must eat the entire crepe.
by Honeybadger66 January 9, 2012
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A disease consisting of frequent, acute bouts of sleeping, snoozing, or napping, often at inappropriate times (driving, working, in the middle of the day...). Napiliepsy has no cure.
Napileptic: of or pertaining to napilepsy.
Napileptic: of or pertaining to napilepsy.
It is always difficult for me to drive somewhere. Around 30 minutes into the trip, I have a napileptic fit.
We were extremely late to dinner because of our napilepsy
We were extremely late to dinner because of our napilepsy
by valpalas December 25, 2010
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The funniest guy ever. Very good at slapping his nerdy brother and hates his Uncle Rico. Very good at drinking weird milk and Gatorade. Went hunting with his uncle for wolves in the mountains. Likes a girl that makes keychains.
Has a goat named Tina.
The funniest guy ever. Very good at slapping his nerdy brother and hates his Uncle Rico. Very good at drinking weird milk and Gatorade. Went hunting with his uncle for wolves in the mountains. Likes a girl that makes keychains.
Has a goat named Tina.
by HulkSmazh April 3, 2016
Get the Napoleon mug.1, French military and political leader after the French Revolution, known for his small body and plans for world dominance. Failed at taking over the world once he invaded Russia in 1812.
2, A person, usually a male who suffers from a Napoleon Complex. characterized by short build, usually muscular, not as clever as he thinks he is, but ambitious with his arguing. Napoleons usually set out to prove something to the world to compensate for their small stature and their lack of intelligence. Also, they are the reason most women acquire eating disorders and low self-image.
2, A person, usually a male who suffers from a Napoleon Complex. characterized by short build, usually muscular, not as clever as he thinks he is, but ambitious with his arguing. Napoleons usually set out to prove something to the world to compensate for their small stature and their lack of intelligence. Also, they are the reason most women acquire eating disorders and low self-image.
Definition 1.
Eric: Napoleon really showed how bad ass he could be in the French Revolution.
Stefan: Yeah he was a real moron for invading Mother Russia though.
Defintion 2.
Eric: Stefan, you are becoming a Napoleon.
Stefan: Fuck You Bro, Napoleon is becoming me!
Eric: Napoleon Bonaparte died like 170 years before you were even thought of.
Eric: Napoleon really showed how bad ass he could be in the French Revolution.
Stefan: Yeah he was a real moron for invading Mother Russia though.
Defintion 2.
Eric: Stefan, you are becoming a Napoleon.
Stefan: Fuck You Bro, Napoleon is becoming me!
Eric: Napoleon Bonaparte died like 170 years before you were even thought of.
by Shrek & Donkey June 28, 2011
Get the Napoleon mug."Napoleon Bonaparte wore his pants up to his fucking armpits, creating some terrible male camel toe. His balls must have been in constant pain. No wonder he was such a douchebag.
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