Hurt Bagel

A hurt bagel is an adjective used for a person who is violently high. Usually when a person consumes high amounts of THC they may experience symptoms such as couch lock, spacing out, an inability to form coherent sentences etc. Such symptoms indicate that the victim of THC's wrath has become a hurt bagel.

Steve: "Yo look at John over there, he's so blasted! He hasn't said a word in the past hour and he's been staring at that lamp for at least thirty minutes!"
Mark: "Yeah dude he's way too ripped. He's just a hurt bagel right now."

by Stephan422 June 10, 2014

sugar bagel

A donut

Yeah, let me get a chocolate frosted sugar bagel with some whippy waps.

by ProxyFox March 7, 2017

Bagel titties

Titties that look like actual BAGELS

Guy: man those tiddies look like bagels
Other guy: Those are some bagel titties

by Bag ol tiddies October 21, 2018

schmo bagel

term of endearment for a goofball or someone who does something silly

Why did you put your keys in the refrigerator, you schmo bagel?

by Joy Schmoe December 7, 2010

Bagels Andrew

Bagels Andrew is a steamer on twitch.com. He also has platforms on Twitter, tiktok, and YouTube. (Sub to his YouTube) he is 3”2 and 17 years old.

Bagels Andrew Is bald

by Shcurtart July 3, 2021

giz bagel

a bagel in which the condiments have been replace with man juice contrast to the usual butter or cream cheese

The customer was acting rather snobbish so the cook gave him a nice warm giz bagel

by captchris1212 January 14, 2008

bagel belly

the round, bagel-shaped bloat that arises around the abdomen after consuming a bagel (danish, donut, muffin) for breakfast; differs from the muffin top as it is temporary; those who don't eat a lot of wheat or gluten are particularly susceptible

Aw, man, I shouldn't have eaten that cheese danish for breakfast. Now I've got bagel belly.

by whittlesshittlestendervittles December 30, 2012