nirvana

Wikipedia: Nirvana is the goal of the Buddhist path. The literal meaning of the term is "blowing out" or "quenching".

What it should have meant: Nirvana is the goal of the Buddhist path. The literal meaning of the term is "blow job" or "sucking".
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Kurt Cobain Nirvana Baby

“Kurt Cobain Nirvana Baby” is a sentence which automatically gets bitches to hop on that meat stick.

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You: “Kurt Cobain Nirvana Baby!”
Girl: “I wanna fuck you so hard your weenie falls off”
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nirvana dream

The Dream Of Getting The Success Of The Band Nirvana ~John
When I grow up I want to achieve the nirvana dream
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Shower nirvana

A word used to describe the women-take-longer-showers-than-men phenomena. It has never been proved what exactly takes them so long to complete a shower, but one can safely assume that they've discovered the enlightenment described in Buddhist philosophy, i.e. Nirvana.
Person 1: Man, what is taking her so long in the shower?
Person 2: Dude, don't worry about it, she's probably just discovered shower nirvana.
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Nirvana Nevermind

One of the greatest grunge albums from nirvana a group from Seattle.
This album is what got grande into the mainstream
Person 1: yo wanna hear some nirvana nevermind.
Person 2: sure I’ll put on smells like teen spirit.
Person 1: …
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Credit Card Nirvana

When a website glitches and doesn’t charge a credit card after repeated purchases.
I bought these shoes and never got charged… I think I’m in credit card nirvana
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email nirvana

a state where you no longer feel guilty about not responding to emails
I've attained email nirvana. I haven't looked at my email in ages.
by raknahs December 27, 2021
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