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Credit Card Nirvana

When a website glitches and doesn’t charge a credit card after repeated purchases.
I bought these shoes and never got charged… I think I’m in credit card nirvana
by blockboih September 24, 2021
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Nirvana

Since all you retarted people out there who say I can't name names are so mentally retarted, I'll give you a REAL definition for once.OK, so there is a girl at my school named Nirvana Almon. She is the girl I mentioned in the 39th definition of "crush." As you can tell if you are not fucking disabled, I got a serious crush on this girl. But guess what? She doesn't know I'm THERE! And when she does she probably thinks I'm a stalker. This whole ordeal got me cutting.
Read the 39th definition for "crush" and find out more about Nirvana Almon.
by Allahan October 30, 2010
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nirvana

Wikipedia: Nirvana is the goal of the Buddhist path. The literal meaning of the term is "blowing out" or "quenching".

What it should have meant: Nirvana is the goal of the Buddhist path. The literal meaning of the term is "blow job" or "sucking".
Nirvana is a crime!
by Agosto72 February 4, 2020
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Nirvana

An 80s Grunge band which formed in the 80s and are best known for their singles "Smells Like Teen Spirit" and "Come As You Are. They have released masterpieces such as Nevermind, Incesticide, bleach and In Utero. If y'all wanna get into rock music, then I highly reccomend you listen to Nirvana.
Personally I think Incesticide is the best album by Nirvana and my favourite song is Aneurysm because it is raw as fook. When I play aneurysm, my neighbours have to listen to it too whether they like it or not.
by UltimateDoge October 26, 2022
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Kurt Cobain Nirvana Baby

Kurt Cobain Nirvana Baby” is a sentence which automatically gets bitches to hop on that meat stick.

Try it!
You: “Kurt Cobain Nirvana Baby!”
Girl: “I wanna fuck you so hard your weenie falls off”
by okin June 11, 2022
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NIRVANA

A Grunge Band From Seattle that consists of Krist Novoselic (bassist) Dave Grohl (Drummer and Backup Vocalist) And Kurt Cobain (Guitarist and Vocalist). The band also had Jason Everman as rhythm Guitarist (that didn't last long) and Chad Channing as the old drummer. They made the albums Bleach (my favourite), Nevermind, Incesticide And In Utero.
NIRVANA Is fantastic
by ✟𝕊𝕆𝕌𝕃✟ December 17, 2020
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Nirvana

The most beautiful pretty sweet amazing girl in the entire universe that treats her husband amazingly and makes him feel like the luckiest man in the world. Nirvana is the most attractive woman on the entire earth and every other girl is fat disgusting ugly and flat.
random girl: hey we should date.
John: no fuck you bitch im dating Nirvana
by Nirvana is my princess February 16, 2024
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