boss nap (noun) - a period of sleep or any of various unproductive sleep-like states while occupying an area intended for work, often performed with impunity.
by DubValle June 06, 2011
When a Chicago Bears fan has had enough of watching the Bears boring and disappointing play that they fall asleep during the second half of their games.
“Why did Jim fall asleep? The Bears are only down by 14 and there’s 2 quarters left!”
“Oh he does this every game it’s his Bears nap”
“Oh he does this every game it’s his Bears nap”
by 4highs August 16, 2023
Instead of eating food on your lunch break you go home, to your car, or wherever possible and go to sleep.
by Loco007 October 15, 2017
"Topher rose unsure of the date and time, his nap fog heavy after an afternoon snooze. It followed him around for the next 30 minutes as he reacquainted himself with the day"
by crabcrabcrab🦀 January 14, 2021
When you wank so hard or so much you exhaust yourself and immediately need a nap to recover.
Clean up of busted nut with a gak towel is highly recommended prior to the stroke nap. Otherwise, one wakes with their cock glued to their leg or abdomen and fingers and pubes may be adhered with an opaque crust.
Clean up of busted nut with a gak towel is highly recommended prior to the stroke nap. Otherwise, one wakes with their cock glued to their leg or abdomen and fingers and pubes may be adhered with an opaque crust.
After watching porn and wanking for two hours straight, I needed a stroke nap.
I wanked and nutted so hard I passed out into a stroke nap. Unfortunately, I woke up and my thumb and index finger were glued together with my cock snot.
I wanked and nutted so hard I passed out into a stroke nap. Unfortunately, I woke up and my thumb and index finger were glued together with my cock snot.
by Eaton Holgoode October 09, 2018
by BBB1979 September 19, 2021
An unplanned nap of spontaneity....
Bro #1- hey man. so i was like uh watching the jersey shore with my collar popped and i totally crashed after sippin' on half a corona light. it wasn't planned at all
Bro #2- braaaaaaaah. that's so gnarly. i did the same thing
Man in Cubicle- Shhhh! This is a library
Bro#1- Don't you be hatin' on my spot nap, bro!
Bro #2- braaaaaaaah. that's so gnarly. i did the same thing
Man in Cubicle- Shhhh! This is a library
Bro#1- Don't you be hatin' on my spot nap, bro!
by Manscbachman Turner Overdrive July 15, 2011