Mustard Clapped

When you clap someone so hard that their cheeks begin to resemble the squishiness of a mustard packet.

“Yesterday was so wild, I met up with this chick with weak ass cheeks and mustard clapped her”

by MrStealYoAss March 16, 2020

nut mustard

A condiment that comes out of a wiener instead of going on to it.

He spread his nut mustard all over the buns.

by Dickslapper McCrapmouth December 1, 2011

Dusty Mustard Pounding

To vomit stomach bile into and elderly persons butthole (80+) and then proceed to pound the persons butthole via penis or fist.

Hey Darnell! Last night I gave your 90 year old grandfather a good old fashion dusty mustard pounding.

by Sir Battletoad January 30, 2017

tummy mustard

Ejaculating a weeks worth of semen onto a females stomach upon climax.
( A weeks worth of ejaculate has the same color and texture of a light deli mustard.)

Grimace shot tummy mustard all over the polish prostitute.

by Tummy mustard September 14, 2018

Fuck Mustard

A description of several-day-old semen residue found typically in a male’s unwashed boxers; sometimes found on toilet rims, walls, the ceiling; always found on farm animals

“As you can see, this involuntary celibate atheist weeabu hasn’t left his basement unit in 42 years, made evident by a 10x7 inch mound of moderately radioactive, dandruffy fuck mustard. God may be all-loving and powerful, but he for sure fucked up when he made this guy.”

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

honey mustard

greassy sweat that builds between your nut sack and your thigh.

hey dude smell my honey mustard. yummy!

by Master Bytr October 10, 2004

Mustard

Something that makes you loose the game.

1: "Hey guess what?"
2: "What?"
1: "Mustard."
2: "Damn, I lost the game."

by MustardMakesYouLoseTheGame November 30, 2010