meadow muffins

cattle dung

cow pie

When you cross the field, be careful you don't step in any meadow muffins.

by David Bassler April 14, 2006

muffintop

The effect of a fat girl wearing jeans tight enough to make the fat around her waist spill over the top of her jeans.

Usually noticed because the offender's clothing reveals their midriff.

Don't look, but there is muffintop behind you on the esclator.

by ryan March 24, 2004

muffinly

A word for someone who is acting particularly muffin like,

man, ur all muffinly today.

by Graham Bowman July 24, 2008

muffinpak

Lover of midgets, leprechauns, bloomberg and of course the manatee (aka the sea cow) Also the bestest boyfriend ever.

Don't you wish you had a muffinpak?

or

You can't get a better one than muffinpak.

by Muffinpak's number one fan December 16, 2008

Muffin Stuffing

When a male or female suffering from muffin top continuously adjusts their pants and undergarments over their hips to stuff the muffin.

The cleaning lady keeps muffin stuffing.

by Jeff L & Meghan M January 29, 2010

Muffin Cannon

A specially designed piece of equipment specially made to distribute painfully delicious muffins with concussive force into the face of an unsuspecting person.

DUDE! Did you just see that guy gun down that small child with his muffin cannon?!

Random Lady: Look at that lovely man shooting flavor filled death brining muffiny goodness to all the small children of the world.

by Venumb77 January 30, 2010

Muffin Surprise

A particulary unpleasant fart that is completely unexpected by the party being surprised; usually in a setting that is not fart-friendly.

Sitting in church with my friend, I released a silent fart that packed a horrendous odor. I wispered to him that he had been muffin surprised. He was outraged and relocated to another pew.

by K.O.T.W. April 19, 2010