Monochrome Blowjob

To get a blowjob from two girls. One wearing black lipstick and the other wearing white. After recieving the blowjobs,
the lipstick rubs off on the penis. It now looks monochrome; Black, White, and Grey

Dude1: Man i got a monochrome blowjob last night and i thought i was in an old picture.

Dude2: Shweet

by Halleeman June 19, 2009

monodate

/v/ Committing to someone and/or dating he/she exclusively.

My woman wouldn't let me hit her raw-dog unless we were monodating.

by HopkinsMDAlex October 1, 2003

monoclausic

born with one left testicle.

jim says,"wow i was born with 1 testicle and it is slanted to the left."

by dan December 15, 2003

monocommentious

Having a large amount of comments that are all either worded the same or from the same person; generally refering to MySpace.

Tom has left a lot of comments on your profile; its kind of monocommentious.

by Navarr August 3, 2007

mono bucket

those buckets of alcohol/liquor you get at a bar that usually get passed around and sipped by 5-10 people using the same straw -- can also use "mono glass"

im not drinking from your mono bucket...

by jenlinn February 5, 2009

Monochonatte

To glom together.

Kathleen says,"I am going to monochonatte these files."

by Deborah Lynne February 12, 2010

Mono-funk

A term sometimes used to describe an individual infected with the mononucleosis virus. This term is most commonly used in rural North Dakota and Minnesota.

"Don't kiss her, she's one of those "Mono-funks!"

"He spat on my ham and gave me mono!" "Mono-funk!"

by Current Mono-funk October 29, 2009