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Moshtard

One who participates in moshing or moshpit-related activities; combination or "moshpit retard"; brute who insists on going to concerts on beating on small children who don't know any better
Jay: Dude, what happened to you?
Zach: Dude, I was at the Misfits show, and those moshtards hit me in the eye.
by Jake_055_NM15 February 3, 2009
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mosher

A mosher is some1 who likes to listen 2 many different types of metal music, always admit the truth what eva it may be, and they are really nice people and are the nicest people u could ever meet to be honest and they hate chavs to death.
A mosher is someone who minds their own business and don't go around kickin peoples head in just for how they are
by mosh2live December 31, 2005
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mosher

Please read this: What is stated below is true from experience

A "Mosher" is NOT a made up word by scallies/chavs to describe someone different, NOR is it a word to describe anyone who is a goth... A mosher is a person who is slamming into other people in the front rows of a rock/metal concert (or MOSH PIT).

The term Mosh was coined by the singer HR of Bad Brains when he introduced their song "mash it up" in his thick Jamaican accent and it came out as "Mosh It Up" instead. Anthrax, the New York speed/thrash metal band later wrote an excellent song named "Caught In A Mosh" as an ode to the fans at the front of their concert pits.

Scallies or chavs only call people they don't know "moshers" because they don't have a clue what they are talking about and the media (VERY incorrectly) defined a mosher as someone in a green day top and baggy jeans and a skateboard (?) and you know how accuarte the media is right?
<me> "I'm going to the Slayer show tonight
<friend> "Cool, you gonna be at the back or you gonna be one of the moshers in the pit?
by luke_e February 8, 2007
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moshulu

verb. (moh-SHOO-loo)

To have a drunken one night stand in the city of Philadelphia.

Etymology: While dragging one's sorry ass home in the morning, panties firmly tucked in back pocket, one might pass the garish Moshulu, a merchant sailing ship-cum-floating restaurant, bobbing mockingly on the Delaware River.
Kathy: Oh, dude. I met this guy at The Plough & The Stars last night...

Danielle: Did you moshulu?

Kathy: My god. I totally moshulued. But I scribbled my phone number on his PECO bill with my eyeliner, so it's all good.
by KMD September 30, 2005
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Moshi

A guy who cares a lot about other people but deep inside, he also wants to be cared like he does.
U r acting like a Moshi
by Jihack May 5, 2019
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mosher

According to the vast population of neds or chavs. The word mosher is used to describe any boy or girl that dresses in dark clothing and hangs around with their friends having a good time and generally listen to heavy metal.
A common misconception is that they are all stoners and drink blood. They tend to stay within groups of their own and avoid confrontation with neds/chavs.
They are completely different to emos and prefer not to be labelled
ned boy: oh look at those stoner moshers!
moshers: *sigh* stupid ned scum
ned boy: oi wit didya jus cal ma?!
moshers: Nothing, now please go away.
ned: I'll bate ya!
moshers: *stand up and walk away*
ned boy: Ther all gone ta drink each others blood
by cute-when-i-scream June 22, 2006
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Moshers are people that listen to GOOD music, from bands such as trivium, system of a down, slipknot etc.
Moshers hate chavs.
Moshers are usually friendly people.
Moshers are not usually trouble makers, but wud defend themselves if started upon.
Moshers do take showers/baths like every1 else.
Moshers enjoy going to gigs and taking part in mosh pits.
mosher#1: hey dude
mosher#2: hey, u got the new SOAD album
mosher#1: yeh, it rocks!
chav#1:ooooo look a buch of fu**in goths
chav#2#3#4:lol
mosher#3: were not goths! piss off!
chav#5: ur a bunch of nob's, dats wot u r.
chav#1: u startin dickhead!
chav#2: GET 'EM!
chavs start fight...............moshers batter chavs.................
THE END!
by cuz58 January 16, 2007
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