by PappiGrandecock February 8, 2018

Volunteer editors at urbandictionary.com. People like YOU who are way to fucking stupid to even alive.
by Grimydefwords February 24, 2017

often someone who gets drunk and trys to make somone feel better but being the drunk retard that they are they screw things up worse than they are
by Diana Devoe October 26, 2004

If you are dumb enough to be insulted by noob, then you are a fucking moron too. I want to shoot the motherfucker in the face who came up with noob. All the dumb motherfuckers of the internet world think they are gay when they say it all the time. I say fuck them, and shut the fuck up you stupid bitches.
John says, "im 1337 noob"
Rob pulls out his penis and begins to pummel John with his cock in the best Danza slap ever, and says, "Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, people who say noob are fucking morons"
Rob pulls out his penis and begins to pummel John with his cock in the best Danza slap ever, and says, "Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, people who say noob are fucking morons"
by Dirk Dickher March 17, 2005

Moishe had just climbed over the wall, and was sneaking up to an apricot tree when he heard the dreaded words, "Bite my nuts you moronic putz!"
He narrowly escaped, followed by a blast of rock salt.
He narrowly escaped, followed by a blast of rock salt.
by scodder May 28, 2010

powerful comeback to "type like a human" (only use it if you want to mentally, physically and emotionally destroy your opponent)
by anonymous April 23, 2023

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! pushes Homestar aside Hello, and welcome to Im-a-big-moron-who-cant-remember-his-lines.com! No, seriously.
by dj gs68 April 29, 2003
