moist surround

The snatch, pussy, twat, cunt, etc.

Damn, I'd like to get into her moist surround.

by Salty Skillz July 29, 2008

moist turkey

when having sexual intercourse you use a dollop of gravy as lube and you stick your penis in her bum

dude i moist turkeyed the shit out of your mom the night before thanksgiving. maybe thats why the turkey smelled like fish..

by Raskal64bra November 25, 2010

Mobster

To be a mobster, one has fun in a mischievous manner and preforms slightly illegal tasks for fun and exhilaration.
Note: these people are not criminals they simply want to have fun.

Person: omg!, what are those boys doing on top of that ten story building

Other person: oh dw, there just mobsters
Mobster: MOBSTERS!! FUCK YEAH!!!

by Aussie cunt September 4, 2019

Bloom Moisture Cult

Bloom Moisture Cult is the alternate-universe version of Blue Oyster Cult, a hideous stoner band from the 1970s.

Bloom Moisture Cult is ruining my LIFE!

by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010

purple headed heat seeking moisture missle

its a dick... its not a mouth based video game...

I'll massage the back of your throught with my purple headed heat seeking moisture missle!

by crash.......... December 2, 2007

moist [cunt flaps]

From the Latin word Moisticus Cunto Flapicus

The lips of the side of the vagina that gets slightly wet during sexual stimulation

And apprently... The three worst words in the English lanuage put together to define a womans slightly dampened Labia Minora

1...
Dude: Hey what's the worst three words you could put together?

Chick: I dunno?

Dude: Moist Cunt Flaps

Chick: Thats fucking sick you pervert!

2...
Apprently she has moist cunt flaps

3...
Lick my moist cunt flaps!

by Pope Pipp October 29, 2008

Moist

borderline gay.

1. Man: Yeah dude, her purse is real cute!

Man 2: That was a real moist statement!

2. Man: The girls arent here yet? Oh, we dont need any chicks to have fun right guys?!

Man 2: That was too moist for me I g2g.

by D Bizz1986 November 28, 2009