slut (moogus)

stupid slut that won’t shut up about stupid ass things

Person A: Hey bro you check bounties yet?
Person B: Yeah, they updated mine
slut (moogus): The David Goggins Gogathon:
1) Wake up at 0200 hours
2) Cry for a little bit
3) DEVOUR a reasonably priced
frozen mozzarella pizza
4) Quick shadow boxing session
under a cold shower
5) Leave house NAKED
6) Discuss geopolitics with a feral
dog as the sun begins to rise

STAY HARD
NEVER LET
IT GO SOFT

by slutour September 24, 2023

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Dog Moola

The Monday morning When the shibas united and drove the 40k rocket to mars.

where you there for Dog Moola? Much wow! Such mars!

by Novelevon January 21, 2024

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Get yer Moolah

means to get your money, its very chavy

we have to get yer moolah tommora otherwise it will go out of date

by Sunkebaba June 11, 2020

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If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk

The saying "If you wanna bite the stork's ankle, you gotta edge the mollusk" metaphorically conveys the idea that in order to achieve a difficult or desired outcome, one must be willing to undertake unconventional or challenging actions. The stork's ankle represents a valuable and elusive target, while the mollusk symbolizes a barrier or obstacle that must be overcome. Edging the mollusk implies a careful and deliberate approach, taking small, precise steps to navigate around or overcome the obstacle. Therefore, the saying suggests that to achieve something significant, one must be willing to embrace unconventional methods and patiently work through challenges.

Person: You know what they say?
Person 2: what?
Person: If you wanna bite the storks ankle…
Person 2: you gotta edge the mollusk!
Both: aahhh! (Laughter)
Person 2: They do say that
Person 1 mmm
“If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk”

by The BrGr February 9, 2024

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