Mono

short for mononucleosis.

something you get from pussies like Alex Truelove, who have only gotten to first base.
- like herpes, only more embarrassing.

Shit, that douche Alex gave me & two of my friends Mono, and he only kissed one of us!

by Dixie Normous er. July 31, 2009

monopoly

A euphemism for marijuana in Seattle's Eastside.

Want to play monopoly?

by jsadfjs May 23, 2006

Aspire mi mono

1. phrase; Spanish for "Suck my monkey"

1. Aspire mi mono, puta.

by Monkeysquat March 14, 2005

monopoly

Code word for weed or getting high or anything with pot.

Ex: I want to play monopoly.
Ex: We need some more monopoly money

by Greer April 24, 2005

monopoly fuck

When playing gears of war and you kill everyone on the other team under 15 seconds.

Wow! All of you got MONOPOLY FUCKED!

by Shadow 055 June 12, 2007

mono

a sickness usually spread by kissing, but NOT always, and it is when you have an overlarged liver. you shouldnt do physical activity, and its contagious.

i cant have sex, i have mono.

by kelly margaret April 27, 2006

menopleasing

indulging yourself or being indulged by others during the process of menopause.

daughter: daddy! why does mommy get chocolate before dinner?
father: she is menopleasing herself.

by Miss_Angus July 20, 2007