Monaco

Deceiving. Seems great from the outside, whilst in reality completely different.

"This food is Monaco"
"She might look great but her personality is dead, she's like Monaco"

by 🫴 June 6, 2022

mondola

Like a gondola, but moves at light speed.

That the cool kid just took the mondola across the world. What a legend!

by Beagledona August 20, 2022

Monaco mudflap

A romantic move believed to be invented on the streets of Monaco whereby a gentleman holding hands with his lady grips her hand tighter and pulls it close to him, pressing her hand against his anus while flatulating upon it. The gentleman’s trousers could theoretically act as a “mudflap,” allowing the lady to enjoy the vibrant warming sensation without the risk of fecal particles soiling her hand.

Talia was the recipient of the first known Monaco mudflap during a stroll on a beautiful summer night after spending the evening at the Casino de Monte Carlo.

by wordsmithphd October 10, 2022

Mondo Monday

The act of sending outrageous, thought provoking text messages to irritate a friend, preferably Mondo, preferably on a monday

“Man I love Mondo Monday”
“Mondo Monday is a movement”
“Mondo Mondays are getting to Mondo”

by Cactus Munging November 1, 2022

Mondo

The act of getting hit below the belt

"You just got Mondoes by my dog!"

by LorthrusCain November 23, 2022

Mondo

Massive poop

That's one Mondo you landed

by Yourfriend121212 December 27, 2022

Mondogamy

When a human is expected by their dog owner to love and show affection only for them and no other dogs, and sometimes not even for other humans. If the human shows affection for another dog, this is met with a competitive spirit and sometimes even frustration and anger.

Mondogamy: common variant usage

“My dog and I are in a committed mondogamous relationship and becomes a total bitch if I give other doggies scratches.”

by Palo Scotto May 28, 2023