bitcoin miner

Software that uses an excessive amount of system resources for accomplishing a simple task.

Why haven't you turned off this bitcoin miner, Microsoft jokingly calls Visual Studio Git integration, yet?

by wutsorswutsors December 5, 2015

miner

A gold digger. A woman who tries to get with men simply for their money.

Bitch cleared out my wallet and dipped while I was in the shower. Shoulda known she was a miner.

"I had this miner on the lock. She said, that muthafucka look finer than a fuck."- Slick Rick from "If we give you a chance."

by Charles W March 27, 2008

The miner!

Yelled in combination with laughter after the miner says or does something stupid or out of line. Can be anything from a drastic exaggeration (usually involves numbers) to rolling around drunk on the ground outside a bar with no pants on. Miner moments are pretty common, and given enough alcohol they are inevitable.

haha Chris just accidently wiped cake frosting all over his face after falling and slamming his head on the dishwasher after taking a few too many shots.

The miner! hahaha!

by I've had like 27 beers February 4, 2009

nose miner

a tiny, tiny, tiny man just like the full size version of a miner, that you put in your nose to extract the very crustiest of boogs(and most hard to reach).

I wish i had a nose miner to reach these crusty boogers.

by PickAx Mcgee March 26, 2009

Trapped Miner

When a group of people lock themselves in a closet and piss and shit all over each other. Similar to the Chilean mine collapse

Holy Fuck lets have a trapped miner party, we can invite friends through craigslist

by C. Che November 5, 2010

minerism

see obnoxious or fucknuts for more info.

Minorism Will Drive You Insane!

by Therian June 7, 2005

Moifern

A shriveled, less than average penis

I pulled out my moifern and she ran away laughing...

by Thirteenlol August 15, 2010