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bitch mobile

Generally applicable to women (although men are not excluded) who are known to freak out, act tryannical, snap for any reason, and otherwise turn "bitchy" due to hormones or disposition. During said rampages one can be described as "riding one's bitch mobile".
Employee: Brad is lurking in the back room reading D&D books again...
Manager: I guess I need to jump on my bitch mobile and go "motivate" him.

Sibling #1: Mom's asked me 3 times if you have taken the trash out yet...
Sibling #2: Yeah, she's riding her bitch mobile today. I'm laying low until she calms down.
by Deserita September 12, 2007
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Virgin Mobile

The best phone company in Canada.

Never, ever, ever, ever use rogers. It's shit.

Bell is SLIGHTLY better. Virgin is the best though, great coustomer service, cell service, phones, prices EVERYTHING IS AMAZING
"I just switched from Rogers and now have Virgin Mobile. ROGERS WAS THE SHITTIEST COMPANY I'VE EVER HAD TO DEAL WITH, EVER"
by max223 November 19, 2006
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pos mobile

A small non-performant car. Usually known as Toyota Tercels.
Tino: To the pos mobile!
Meng Huo: Indeed! Huzzah!!
by Meng October 7, 2004
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Tesco mobile

General cunts who lie & misinform
Another scheming Tesco mobile worker
by former Tesco customer November 25, 2019
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Iraq Mobile

The official vehicle of Iraq and Coems land
by Wigglemyweiner May 2, 2023
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Mobile Condom

A person who has been cummed into and binned
My friend Dave is a mobile condom, he gets used all the time.
by Dangerously Ginger January 23, 2021
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mint mobile

The preferred mobile provider of child pornographers nationwide.
Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky and Jared Fogle both used Mint Mobile to send kiddie porn?
by Burns August 7, 2021
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