twice-shat mofoe

this term is related from a scientific dialogue between to bio-scientists.

"yo look at that guy...shat-twice jerk!stupid son of a chicken..."

A: roosters do have genitals!

B: actually they don't. . . . nature made him his bitch. . . . he only has a cloark or something. . . anyway the same as a chicken. . .

A:i know...they are cloark animals...chickens do give birth the same hole they shittin out...

B:but you forgot to mention that first the rooster jerks his seed out of the same hole he shits. . . . so theoretically a new born chicken just gets shat twice. . . .

A:good point there...just biologically and scientificly talkin...

B:I'm workin on a new song with ma boy Phil C. . . . "Oooooooooh shat twice - SHAT TWIIII-HII-IIICE - 'cause it's a nother day for you and me to make some shyte"

A:she walks down to man on the streets, sir can you help me...she got blisters all over her cloark...she be shittin birth to a baby...oooohooh shat twice...cuz it's another day for you and me in paradiiiiiise...oooohoho shat twice...cuz it's another day for you, for you and me in being vaginally birthed-paradise...

B:love the ending

A:i do...we should do some music together along with philly c hustlin on the drums...

B:on the drums. . . .where he belongs. . . . twice-shat mofoe. . .

by Dr. Shat February 4, 2009

MoJo

jive talk in urban american more often in New Orlens

black guy in coffe shop getting the waitress attention.....hey gimme some mo joe

by Dennis D. September 16, 2005

Mojo

An alcoholic beverage served to sailors in the Philippines, which is a concoction of all the different booze in the bar, mixed with fruit juices and ice, and comes in a big pitcher.

Sam: Man! This Mojo sure taste great, but I have killed most of this pitcher by myself and I don't feel a damned thing!

Dave: Oh yeah. Wait till you try and stand up to go take a leak.

Sam: Whoaooo! Holly Shit! Dude! I am totally fucking WASTED!!!

by popeye1369 October 31, 2010

Mojo

A super awesome chick that loves:
- a certain economics teacher named Patrick aka DLS
- Eric Banana
- eBay
- starfishes
- Darren Hayes
- vampires
- and many other sweet things

Also known as "LOTR ho", "My Zombie" and "DV".

Get your mojo on with Patrick.

by Panda April 7, 2005

mooey

idiotic mammal like personage.
also another word for a a cow/or a bull like animale

Rachel:oi rhian how u spell object.
Rhian:u actuall mooey...what a batty LOL!
Rachel:shap yeah. i am well cool boi
Rhian well gang(*) for shizzle.

by RR FTW April 16, 2008

mojo beian

something that is weird or doesn't make any sense

That's mojo beian.

by Nicole November 14, 2003

mojo suck

A person, place, thing, event, or situation that serves to deplete somebody's mojo.

"This dress code at work is a real mojo suck."

"Having to work late on a Friday night is a mojo suck."

"I have $4 in my wallet but the cheapest drink is $5. What a mojo suck."

by Brandonius Maximus Himself October 15, 2009