mister sister

a transgendered person

Chet: That girl looks awfully masculine
John: Haha Chet, that isn't a girl, that's a mister sister
Chet: A what?
John: A mister sister. A shemale. A tranny. You gettin' it?

by SHMOSEPH May 8, 2013

Mistery

Another word for Mystery spelt in a quirky way.

It's a Mistery.

by goofit July 16, 2011

Mister

Somebody that you have tried to get out of your life, usually a male, but you can't because you know they need you almost as much as you need them.

Person: So what's going on with mister?

Me: Trying to delete him out of my life. Not working.

by unluckyness November 22, 2010

Mercedes Mistress

A car so fine, you'd have sex with it if you could. Pure eye candy. Like a mistress, it's responsive and low maintenance, but expects to be treated like the fine piece of art it is. Unlike a real mistress, it is the ultimate toy for picking up the ladies.

"When I pulled up in my new Mercedes Mistress, all the ladies took notice."

by FzlDzl February 1, 2009

Misted

The phenomenon when a male must take a urinal next to another man who then urinates with such force, the urine bounces off the porcelain and sprays the unsuspecting man who is thus "misted"

Man 1: "Damn only urinal left...I really have to go though, ahh fuck it."
Man 2: *begins to urinate with the power of a fire truck*
Man 1: *misted*
Man 1: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by thisnameisntalreadybeingused June 19, 2011

Mister Horse

Mister Horse is a charactor on the Ren & Stimpy show that would undergo stressful or painful conditions during the show. When he was asked about his experience or ordeal he would always say - "hmmm, no sir, I didn't like it".

Reporter: What was it like being in the burning building Mister Horse?

hmmm, no sir, I didn't like it!

by Defcon 4 and waiting June 2, 2010

Mister Muscle

One's penis, of course.

"That cricket ball hit me square on my Mister Muscle! Good thing I was wearing the old jelly mould!"

by Bugzapper March 2, 2014