taking the mickey

To minimize someone by ridicule, mockery or derision, especially if the clueless subject does not realize he or she is the target of ridicule. British in origin and similar to "taking the piss" out of someone.

Dick: (with mock sincerity and theatrical enthusiasm) Dang it, George! You like totally RULE, dude! I can’t decide if you are like, a great president…or like, THE greatest president!

George: (with feigned modesty) Shucks, Dick…t’aint no big thang!

Laura: (to George) CLEARLY, you are as dumb as a box of hammers and I would like to kick you as far as I could kick a lemon meringue pie…as usual…Dick is TAKING THE MICKEY OUT OF YOU!

Tony: ‘Fraid not, Dodo-brain girl! George IS the greatest (and cutest president) EVER! Boys rock!

Laura: (exasperated, to Tony) Shut your festering gangrenous pie hole, you putrid tool! Crawl back into the Masterpiece Theatere “Veal Crate” you crawled out of, boneless-boy.

George: (to Tony) Yo, Tony!!! Who’s Mickey?

by Cinnabone Hilton September 28, 2006

Mickey

This crazy girl who goes out for everything and has huge balls. Loves her friends and can be crazy at times. Known for her high soprano voice and has plenty of haters. Loves music in every form but techno and is totally random. Will go to the ends of the earth for those she loves.

Yo, did you see Mickey at the Seussical auditions? That bitch can sing!

by ThatCriminalMastermind2501108 July 2, 2012

Mickey Double D's

When a girl is extremely fat and it causes them to have double d's but only because of her fat.

Guy 1: look at that girls tits

Guy 2: look how fat she is those are totally Mickey Double D's

by Paublo sanchez11983639293638 November 18, 2010

Stickey Mickeys

Large performance tires for cars that need more grip on the drag track. They are manufactured by Mickey Thompson hence the name "stickey mickeys".

"Your car is shredding too much rubber you might have to throw some stickey mickeys on it dog."

by Zandavitch July 20, 2008

Mickey's

one of the "Finest" malt liquor out there it has that smooth feeling from first gulp to last it comes in tall cans and 40 oz. and has a dope ass mascot

it the breast milk of the Irish goddesses

What do you want to drink?

Mickey's on the rocks Ooh Yeeeaa!!

by Suicidal Alcazar July 25, 2009

Mickeysoft

One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia and global bully.

Blinded by greed, Bill Gates may be Mickeysoft's worst enemy.

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Mickey Mouse Ears

When a girl wears hoop earrings so large, you can pull them back and use them as handles when you're fucking her doggy style.

The guy Shanequa brought home from the club promised to take her and her 8 kids to Disneyland, but all he ended up doing was fucking her doggy style, taking those big ass hoop earrings she wore, and giving her Mickey Mouse Ears.

by KDUBAKAKZA June 22, 2011